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Old 10-09-2010 | 05:38 PM
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There's a thread in Cargo on how to know if you're a freight dog. What about all the others who fly people, their children and their baggage? I am not one so I can't really start the list, but interested in what others have to contribute.

1. Will sing a tune over the PA for passenger tips to supplement low pay.

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Old 10-10-2010 | 03:47 AM
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If you have been sitting on FURLOUGH for a couple of years watching regional pilots fly 70 seat Replacement Jets in your airlines paint.
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Old 10-10-2010 | 06:50 AM
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Being number 20 in line does not bother you.
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Old 10-10-2010 | 07:21 AM
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All your pens come from fine hotels...
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Old 10-10-2010 | 08:08 AM
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You've never carried a bucket of your boss' crap off the airplane.
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Old 10-10-2010 | 08:44 AM
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Your kids think that all bars of soap are 2" long.
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Old 10-10-2010 | 09:03 AM
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Your kids don't know what day their birthday or Christmas really fall on.
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Old 10-10-2010 | 09:23 AM
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if you think, sleeping with FA's is not really cheating
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Old 10-10-2010 | 09:50 AM
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Originally Posted by N9373M
Being number 20 in line does not bother you.
It doesn't really get any less annoying.
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Old 10-10-2010 | 02:01 PM
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Originally Posted by ftrflyboy
if you think, sleeping with FA's is not really cheating

If sleeping with the FA's could also be known as chubby granny chasing.

Hey, if you're into cankles it might be your thing!
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