You Might Be A Pax Airline Pilot If ....
 

There's a thread in Cargo on how to know if you're a freight dog. What about all the others who fly people, their children and their baggage? I am not one so I can't really start the list, but interested in what others have to contribute. :D

1. Will sing a tune over the PA for passenger tips to supplement low pay.

If you have been sitting on FURLOUGH for a couple of years watching regional pilots fly 70 seat Replacement Jets in your airlines paint.:confused:

Being number 20 in line does not bother you.

All your pens come from fine hotels...

You've never carried a bucket of your boss' crap off the airplane.

Your kids think that all bars of soap are 2" long.

Your kids don't know what day their birthday or Christmas really fall on.

if you think, sleeping with FA's is not really cheating

It doesn't really get any less annoying.

If sleeping with the FA's could also be known as chubby granny chasing.

Hey, if you're into cankles it might be your thing!