"What route do you fly?" is the first question every living man women or child asks you. And then follows up with one or all of the following stories; My bad travel experience/my lost bag/have you ever almost crashed/have you ever seen a UFO?

If you've ever had a women tell you she likes to be on top.......And of course is referring to which bunk she is claiming during crew rest.

If you get asked in the terminal in Atlanta where Delta is.....

Or where baggage claim is....

Or where gate ___ is, like all pilots have a map of every airport memorized...

Can't understand the person on the radio from operations because they barely speak English....

Get *****ed at for not having jetway service....

FA interrupts you in the middle of a checklist or brief to tell you about her dog....

Have said the wrong destination on your PA announcement.....

Scheduling sending you an ACARS message during a critical phase of flight like the have no idea that you are busy at the moment...

You have just flown through a tropical storm, rain, wind, and hail, are landing on a wet, short runway, put it down firmly so you can stop.... and you have the pax comment on the "rough" landing.

.......if it's cheaper to buy a cross country ticket on your airline than it is to fill up your vehicle at the gas pump.

...If you're always on time if not early on the Freedom leg
...your brain seems to have the miraculous ability to ' data dump ' seconds after leaving training
...You're tired of hearing the company is ' properly staffed '
...PB&J or Pizza in ops is a ' special treat '
...You're commenting/reading this thread while commuting/non revving somewhere ( in my case to HNL right now )

Any time you take a trip with your wife on a vacation, the token hot flight attendant chats you up, gives you a smile, and a full can of something to drink while offering your wife nothing. The look of hatred begins...

1. You've forgotten the name of the Capt and Flt Att's and any of the destinations you flew to in the last three days by the time you get to the top of the jetway.

2. As you're standing on the curb waiting for the parking shuttle, some pax asks you where to catch the bus to a. their hotel b. rental cars c. long term parking...(probationary FO)

...and you know the answer (Senior FO)
...and you pretend not to know (Capt)

Ooops, I'm in a car
 

You're driving along the Interstate, spot a thunderstorm ahead, and instinctively reach for the non-existent radar control knob.

You've ever been accused of chem trailing.

The term "bang in sick" replaces "I'm calling in sick" as part of your families vocabulary.