Your favorite recliner at home has a white trash bag attached to the arm...

if pax with the private says on the way out "Did we land or get shot down?"

.... if you go to India to work to avoid cheap labor.

.... if a simple commute to work is considered a direct flight in the same time zone.

.... Biscofts, granola bar and coke is fullfilling meal.

And I thought it was just ME... :D best one of all dude.....

When you cover the remote with the bag for ice because you know you're not the first to give yourself a "stranger" then watch TV

You might be an Airline Pilot...when ordering food at McDonald's in the terminal, you realize the manager bagging your Big Mac makes more money than you..

When you think there should be a crew discount at every store, or establishment that you patron.

If on your resume' under Education you can include the term academy and I'm not talking service academy or police academy either.;)

Haha no kidding. When I (very unfortunately) go to a McDonalds outside of an airport, and my price is rung up, I always have to catch myself from saying "errm, you get my discount on that?"

Wouldn't the "clean" hand be on the remote? :D

Spectravision is a wonderful thing - or so I'm told.