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givemtheripped1 10-20-2010 05:16 PM

zippo lighter repairman

Ziggyfuzz 10-21-2010 09:48 AM


Originally Posted by DashDriverYV (Post 883266)
You can be identified naked by your USA Today, big watch, and little...

I think I rented you a room once!!

Ziggyfuzz 10-21-2010 09:49 AM


Originally Posted by captain beefy (Post 885426)
When you cover the remote with the bag for ice because you know you're not the first to give yourself a "stranger" then watch TV


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Ziggyfuzz 10-21-2010 09:54 AM

Purser on the Love Boat...

Monkeyfly 10-21-2010 03:01 PM

You might be an airline pilot if...
 
...you silently swear at passengers standing on the "moving walkway".:mad:

Monkeyfly 10-21-2010 03:03 PM

You might be an airline pilot if...
 
...your dream job includes:

as much time off as your neighbors think you have
as much money as your family thinks you have
as much sex as your wife thinks you have

buzzpat 10-21-2010 04:17 PM


Originally Posted by Monkeyfly (Post 888277)
...you silently swear at passengers standing on the "moving walkway".:mad:

Drives me frikkin crazy! Stand = Right, Walk = Left. It ought to be a law.

bcrosier 10-21-2010 04:41 PM


Originally Posted by buzzpat (Post 888320)
Drives me frikkin crazy! Stand = Right, Walk = Left. It ought to be a law.

Thank you!

DashDriverYV 10-21-2010 08:05 PM


Originally Posted by bcrosier (Post 888330)
Thank you!

And no bag carts on the walkway!

Diesel450 10-21-2010 08:29 PM

pixie dust spreader on the tilt-a-whirl......


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