....as does your stationary which is what you use to doodle atis codes, parking spots and taxi clearances.

Your liquor cabinet is stocked with airline minibottles .:)






Ally

Been almost 20 years since Legacy carriers hired any young cute stews. Sleeping with Stews does not happen unless you're gay or into old natsy fat chicks.

...if you consider "chatting with the hotel van driver" a key part of your social life.

You bid hotels that have a free breakfast.

You chose rooms on the side of the hotel that does not get the sun.

You bid your schedule so the sun is always at your back. (I knew a few that have done this)

You choose to work for an airline based on whether it's coke or pepsi. Then get really ****ed when they switch to Jones Cola...

Mookie

When the airline will pay more too "buy" people off an oversold flight than they're going to pay the ENTIRE crew to work said flight.

Thread has potential

Didn't they get rid of that stuff a couple of years ago?

You have a whole drawer full of shampoos, conditioners, and lotion from hotels.