Female pilots talk fast.
11-29-2006, 04:01 AM
#51
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Originally Posted by wild4theuniform
Just heard something on the radio related to this topic. It seems that women talk much more than men due to hormones. Gee, what a surprise...
I also heard, and I find this very hard to believe, that men think about sex every 52 SECONDS and women think about sex ONCE A DAY. I demand a recount!! YIKES!!!!
I also heard, and I find this very hard to believe, that men think about sex every 52 SECONDS and women think about sex ONCE A DAY. I demand a recount!! YIKES!!!!
11-29-2006, 04:13 AM
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Ha !!
Originally Posted by calcapt
This is bad information. It is every .52 seconds, not 52. It's amazing that in the time it has taken me to write this response, I have not said a single word but I have thought about sex 749 times!
11-29-2006, 04:33 AM
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I am humbled and stand in awe.
I just thought about it another 69 times!
Remember as a female, you are allowed to think about it only once a day, or once a year as with most of the females I know!
Man comes home from work to find wife packing.
Husband: Why are you packing? Going somewhere?
Wife: I am leaving you. I just talked to a girlfriend in Vegas who told me I could make $500 per night having sex with men.
Husband gets his own suitcase and begins to pack.
Wife: Where do you think you are going?
Husband: I am going to Vegas as well. I want to see how you can live on $500 per year.
I just thought about it another 69 times!
Remember as a female, you are allowed to think about it only once a day, or once a year as with most of the females I know!
Man comes home from work to find wife packing.
Husband: Why are you packing? Going somewhere?
Wife: I am leaving you. I just talked to a girlfriend in Vegas who told me I could make $500 per night having sex with men.
Husband gets his own suitcase and begins to pack.
Wife: Where do you think you are going?
Husband: I am going to Vegas as well. I want to see how you can live on $500 per year.
Last edited by calcapt; 11-29-2006 at 04:41 AM.
11-29-2006, 07:30 AM
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I've heard that Albert Einstein's first pursuit was Psychology. He wanted to understand the inner workings of the female psyche... He switched to Quantum Physics. Somehow he knew that understanding time and space would be easier.
-Robert Dubac, Inside the Male Intellect.
-Robert Dubac, Inside the Male Intellect.
11-29-2006, 12:36 PM
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[QUOTE=calcapt;86115]I am humbled and stand in awe.
I just thought about it another 69 times!
Remember as a female, you are allowed to think about it only once a day, or once a year as with most of the females I know!
"Another 69 times." Subtlety isn't your strong suit, is it?! Calcapt, if the "women" you know only think about it once a year -- you, my dear, are hanging around with the wrong broads.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A PIMP!!!!??
I just thought about it another 69 times!
Remember as a female, you are allowed to think about it only once a day, or once a year as with most of the females I know!
"Another 69 times." Subtlety isn't your strong suit, is it?! Calcapt, if the "women" you know only think about it once a year -- you, my dear, are hanging around with the wrong broads.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A PIMP!!!!??
Last edited by wild4theuniform; 11-29-2006 at 12:51 PM. Reason: had another thought
12-04-2006, 05:57 AM
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I am willing
[QUOTE=wild4theuniform;86254]
I am willing to change my circle of friends. Problem is, I have so very few friends!
I am more of a Pimp has-been. My harem left me for greener pastures; probably a FedEx or UPS pilot since they have more money and typically go all night. I am more a lights out by 11 pm Pimp.
Originally Posted by calcapt
I am humbled and stand in awe.
I just thought about it another 69 times!
Remember as a female, you are allowed to think about it only once a day, or once a year as with most of the females I know!
"Another 69 times." Subtlety isn't your strong suit, is it?! Calcapt, if the "women" you know only think about it once a year -- you, my dear, are hanging around with the wrong broads.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A PIMP!!!!??
I just thought about it another 69 times!
Remember as a female, you are allowed to think about it only once a day, or once a year as with most of the females I know!
"Another 69 times." Subtlety isn't your strong suit, is it?! Calcapt, if the "women" you know only think about it once a year -- you, my dear, are hanging around with the wrong broads.
AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A PIMP!!!!??
I am more of a Pimp has-been. My harem left me for greener pastures; probably a FedEx or UPS pilot since they have more money and typically go all night. I am more a lights out by 11 pm Pimp.
12-04-2006, 06:33 AM
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[QUOTE=calcapt;88204]
I am willing to change my circle of friends. Problem is, I have so very few friends!
I am more of a Pimp has-been. My harem left me for greener pastures; probably a FedEx or UPS pilot since they have more money and typically go all night. I am more a lights out by 11 pm Pimp.
Nah, you're my kind of pimp. Who cares about the bank? I have my own bank. I think I'll keep you Calcapt. BTW, PimpDaddy, I think about sex almost as much as you do!
Originally Posted by wild4theuniform
I am willing to change my circle of friends. Problem is, I have so very few friends!
I am more of a Pimp has-been. My harem left me for greener pastures; probably a FedEx or UPS pilot since they have more money and typically go all night. I am more a lights out by 11 pm Pimp.
Nah, you're my kind of pimp. Who cares about the bank? I have my own bank. I think I'll keep you Calcapt. BTW, PimpDaddy, I think about sex almost as much as you do!
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