Female pilots talk fast.
11-22-2006, 01:37 PM
#13
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Studies suggest the average male speaks 15,000 words per day while his female counterpart speaks almost three times as many.
A typical example:
Female: Honey, I have missed you and my soul has a void that only you can fill. I have longed to have your arms around me and want desperately to spend a blissful and romantic evening in your company.
Male: Wanna screw?
A typical example:
Female: Honey, I have missed you and my soul has a void that only you can fill. I have longed to have your arms around me and want desperately to spend a blissful and romantic evening in your company.
Male: Wanna screw?
11-22-2006, 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by calcapt
Studies suggest the average male speaks 15,000 words per day while his female counterpart speaks almost three times as many.
A typical example:
Female: Honey, I have missed you and my soul has a void that only you can fill. I have longed to have your arms around me and want desperately to spend a blissful and romantic evening in your company.
Male: Wanna screw?
A typical example:
Female: Honey, I have missed you and my soul has a void that only you can fill. I have longed to have your arms around me and want desperately to spend a blissful and romantic evening in your company.
Male: Wanna screw?
11-22-2006, 04:19 PM
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Originally Posted by av8r4aa
Listen for yourself but this is what I have heard.
Seems to me that darn near every female pilot
on the radio always talks fast. This seems to be true for
female controllers also. Especially if it is busy or hectic.
Not that there is anything wrong with talking fast but it seems
to be a common trait? any guesses why.
Not trying to flame all the girls, It just seems interesting to me.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I will be doing my part in the skys over America.
Seems to me that darn near every female pilot
on the radio always talks fast. This seems to be true for
female controllers also. Especially if it is busy or hectic.
Not that there is anything wrong with talking fast but it seems
to be a common trait? any guesses why.
Not trying to flame all the girls, It just seems interesting to me.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
I will be doing my part in the skys over America.
Oh and by the way, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all!!!
Last edited by wild4theuniform; 11-22-2006 at 04:20 PM. Reason: forgot to say, "Happy Thanksgiving"
11-22-2006, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by wild4theuniform
Maybe female pilots/ATCs/women in general talk faster because their brains work faster!! Only joking men ------------------- NOT!!!!!!
Oh and by the way, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all!!!
Oh and by the way, HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all!!!
11-22-2006, 05:38 PM
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How to make a woman happy:
1. Lots of cuddling
2. Buy her expensive candy and flowers
3. A romantic dinner
4. Lots of "I love you's"
5. rub her neck and back
6. Take her to a "chick flick"
7. Get along great with her parents
8. Love her cat
9. Say nice things about her to her friends
10. Do the dishes for her
11. Watch Lifetime for women with her and cry as appropriate
12. Put the toilet seat down
How to make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
1. Lots of cuddling
2. Buy her expensive candy and flowers
3. A romantic dinner
4. Lots of "I love you's"
5. rub her neck and back
6. Take her to a "chick flick"
7. Get along great with her parents
8. Love her cat
9. Say nice things about her to her friends
10. Do the dishes for her
11. Watch Lifetime for women with her and cry as appropriate
12. Put the toilet seat down
How to make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
11-22-2006, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jetjok
How to make a woman happy:
1. Lots of cuddling
2. Buy her expensive candy and flowers
3. A romantic dinner
4. Lots of "I love you's"
5. rub her neck and back
6. Take her to a "chick flick"
7. Get along great with her parents
8. Love her cat
9. Say nice things about her to her friends
10. Do the dishes for her
11. Watch Lifetime for women with her and cry as appropriate
12. Put the toilet seat down
How to make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
1. Lots of cuddling
2. Buy her expensive candy and flowers
3. A romantic dinner
4. Lots of "I love you's"
5. rub her neck and back
6. Take her to a "chick flick"
7. Get along great with her parents
8. Love her cat
9. Say nice things about her to her friends
10. Do the dishes for her
11. Watch Lifetime for women with her and cry as appropriate
12. Put the toilet seat down
How to make a man happy:
1. Show up naked
2. Bring Beer
BTW, I'd like to order a #5, please....
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