Go Back  Airline Pilot Central Forums > Airline Pilot Forums > Major
Airline Pilot Go Kit/Preparedness >

Airline Pilot Go Kit/Preparedness

Search

Notices
Major Legacy, National, and LCC

Airline Pilot Go Kit/Preparedness

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 11-19-2015 | 01:21 PM
  #41  
Banned
 
Joined: Oct 2010
Posts: 1,222
Likes: 0
Default

I stockpile jars of my semen in every city... Just in case human survival requires my sperm to restart civilization...

And who better to restart civilization than an pilot. We are all awesome...

BTW, anybody have any good financial advice
Reply
Old 11-19-2015 | 01:57 PM
  #42  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Jul 2013
Posts: 12,363
Likes: 904
Default

I came across a fun book on Amazon once that was kind of like this topic. It's an old school idea in a new format. It's called "Infected" by James Schannep and it's a choose your own zombie adventure book for adults on a tablet. I know I barely survived the first few chapters. So, if I was stuck on the road during an "end of the world" type event, I don't think I'm going to make it. Someone tell my wife and kids I love them.
Reply
Old 11-19-2015 | 01:58 PM
  #43  
LNL76's Avatar
Junior Senior
 
Joined: Feb 2012
Posts: 2,851
Likes: 1
From: Whiskey Papa
Default

Originally Posted by RockyBoy
I just write down the FA rooms on layovers. They have enough **** to last weeks in a hotel or pack for a cross country pioneer trip home if needed.
Lol, soooo true. I'm guilty, BUT always have stuff on me that people are grateful for. (OTC meds, extra pantyhose, snacks, health&beauty aids, etc.). It must be from my mommy days....
Reply
Old 11-19-2015 | 04:54 PM
  #44  
Justdoinmyjob's Avatar
Looking for a laugh
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,099
Likes: 0
Default

All kidding aside, I flew with a guy once who had regional caches scattered all over the country so he could E & E back to his compound in Florida in case SHTF while he was on a trip. Not surprisingly, he was single with no kids.
Reply
Old 11-19-2015 | 04:57 PM
  #45  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Dec 2007
Posts: 6,390
Likes: 112
From: Window seat
Default

Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
All kidding aside, I flew with a guy once who had regional caches scattered all over the country so he could E & E back to his compound in Florida in case SHTF while he was on a trip. Not surprisingly, he was single with no kids.

It would have been scarier if he was part of a breeding pair.
Reply
Old 11-19-2015 | 06:40 PM
  #46  
gringo's Avatar
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Jun 2005
Posts: 1,125
Likes: 0
From: Under the Frog
Default

A Babel Fish would come in handy if you find yourself stuck in Schenzen or perhaps even Hog Holler International. (But don't quote me on that; the Babel Fish has only been beta-tested in Hog Holler, there might still be some kinks to work out.)

I never leave home without my trusty Electronic Thumb. It saved my bacon on more than one occasion!

But really, in a real no-**** SHTF situation, one can easily make do with only a towel.
Reply
Old 11-20-2015 | 02:22 AM
  #47  
Justdoinmyjob's Avatar
Looking for a laugh
 
Joined: Feb 2008
Posts: 4,099
Likes: 0
Default

Originally Posted by gringo
A Babel Fish would come in handy if you find yourself stuck in Schenzen or perhaps even Hog Holler International. (But don't quote me on that; the Babel Fish has only been beta-tested in Hog Holler, there might still be some kinks to work out.)

I never leave home without my trusty Electronic Thumb. It saved my bacon on more than one occasion!

But really, in a real no-**** SHTF situation, one can easily make do with only a towel.
And above all else, remember, DON'T PANIC! (Unless you're Arthur Dent)
Reply
Old 11-20-2015 | 07:22 AM
  #48  
trip's Avatar
Gets Weekends Off
Veteran: Marine Corp
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Sep 2009
Posts: 2,429
Likes: 14
Default

Air France staff caught up in Mali hostage drama - The Local
Reply
Old 11-20-2015 | 10:57 AM
  #49  
Banned
 
Joined: May 2015
Posts: 201
Likes: 0
Default

Generally I just bring a towel and a bottle of scotch with me. The strategically placed bottles of semen though has me thinking. Can't share though WTSHTF it is every man for himself, good luck!
Reply
Old 11-20-2015 | 11:00 AM
  #50  
Gets Weekends Off
 
Joined: Apr 2014
Posts: 110
Likes: 0
Default

Windex

Reply

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



Your Privacy Choices