...it might be a regional jet.
12-29-2009 | 07:15 PM
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From: Big...So Big
For satire purposes ONLY;
Pre Xmas day, and with the bag fees, NO. If you're one of the last 25-30 on, you have to check your bag, and it's NOT a regional jet.
If a passenger gets bought off a flight, and that dollar amount was MORE than what the entire crew is going to make for that flight, it might be a regional jet.
With some of the senior mammas/Hawaii Five-O club, those aren't restricted to just regional jets.
Pre Xmas day, and with the bag fees, NO. If you're one of the last 25-30 on, you have to check your bag, and it's NOT a regional jet.
If a passenger gets bought off a flight, and that dollar amount was MORE than what the entire crew is going to make for that flight, it might be a regional jet.
With some of the senior mammas/Hawaii Five-O club, those aren't restricted to just regional jets.
12-30-2009 | 05:48 AM
#242
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12-30-2009 | 01:56 PM
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From: Right Seat, On Top
-Your unemployment check is nearly the same as what you make flying.
-You're excited to get a recall notice because you couldn't find a job anywhere else.
-Your girlfriend always thinks you're going to hook up with the "hot" flight attendants, and all you can do is laugh.
-You're excited to get a recall notice because you couldn't find a job anywhere else.
-Your girlfriend always thinks you're going to hook up with the "hot" flight attendants, and all you can do is laugh.
(crew) on board aren't half bad to look at
A whole 'nother thread...
If you step onto a aircraft and the both pilots have a combined age of say...60 you know its a RJ....esp. a Freedom RJ!!!!
01-01-2010 | 06:09 PM
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From: DD->DH->RU/XE soon to be EV
Neither a travel agent, airline res agent, or even the the internet itself would have dared to book Chuck Norris on a flight was an RJ in the first place.
01-01-2010 | 06:13 PM
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01-02-2010 | 10:24 AM
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From: EMJ CA
.... it might be a regional jet if
you qualify for food stamps as an FO and Captain
all your destinations don't have a tower
the FA can't figure out how to close the door
the jumpseater can't stand after a 2 hour flight
you tell your friends u fly for "mainline" express, connection, etc
the van ride to the hotel takes longer than the flight there
all your destinations don't have a tower
the FA can't figure out how to close the door
the jumpseater can't stand after a 2 hour flight
you tell your friends u fly for "mainline" express, connection, etc
the van ride to the hotel takes longer than the flight there
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