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Quote: We had one that predated my employment that called all male FAs "Tailgunner". One friend in the sim after an engine failure picked up the phone to notify the back and stated "pilot to tailgunner" before getting whacked with a rolled up USA Today.
Awesome!
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Quote: I'm sure it makes me a tool for even thinking I should be able to have a missile launcher on my car (one shot per day).

8 hours on the highway yesterday. How many people think its okay to drive 60in the left lane (speed limit 70 everyone going 80) with 40 cars lined up behind you?

La Di frikkin Da...terminal offense.

Okay I'm a tool.
That is ATL to a T... it's always some oblivious dummy on their bluetooth headset or gigantic android...
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Tool Capt. I just flew with who ate home packed hard boiled eggs (every morning) and tuna packets (every afternoon). Good for you for eating healthy, but don't make your FO endure that smell. Also made 'jokes' then looked over at me expecting me to laugh. Dude, you are not funny.
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Quote: That is ATL to a T... it's always some oblivious dummy on their bluetooth headset or gigantic android...
Got phone envy?
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Quote: Got phone envy?
It goes perfectly with the high horse and gigantic watch.
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Quote: It goes perfectly with the high horse and gigantic watch.
So, I guess you'd better get comfy with it then?
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Quote: So, I guess you'd better get comfy with it then?
I just hold my iPad up to my head so people get the right idea.
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Ipad, the iphone for old people.
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Quote: Ipad, the iphone for old people.



You're gonna have to speak up, sonny. What's that you say?
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You're gonna have to speak up, sonny. What's that you say?
George Lucas has really let himself go.
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