Tool of the day
03-08-2013, 09:05 AM
#3891
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2012
Position: Just because the MEL says we can, doesn't mean we should
Posts: 324
Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob
You realize that was a joke? He posted the storyline of Ash, the main character from "Pokemon" with a few liberties thrown in.
03-08-2013, 12:23 PM
#3893
Enjoys working weekend
Joined APC: Feb 2011
Posts: 511
To all the FA's that get to KCM podium and have nothing out and then dog through their 50lbs sack to find their driver license. Additionaly, lack the decency to let any one ahead that have their stuff ready. God, I wish they raised the standard bar for hiring FA's.
03-08-2013, 02:49 PM
#3894
Weekend and Holiday Pilot
Joined APC: Jan 2007
Position: Sippin' at the Troubadour
Posts: 1,141
Originally Posted by CriticalMach
To all the FA's that get to KCM podium and have nothing out and then dog through their 50lbs sack to find their driver license. Additionaly, lack the decency to let any one ahead that have their stuff ready. God, I wish they raised the standard bar for hiring FA's.
These must be the same people who watch the grocery clerk ring up $400 worth of crap and only when they see the total amount do they start searching for the debit/credit card/checkbook/etc... Grrr
03-08-2013, 05:12 PM
#3895
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,914
Originally Posted by Doug Masters
These must be the same people who watch the grocery clerk ring up $400 worth of crap and only when they see the total amount do they start searching for the debit/credit card/checkbook/etc... Grrr
drive up to the pay point, put the car in park, and search the Grand Canyon Bag for a bloody quarter... Then pay the toll, close up the bag, secure the bag, and drive off some time later which seems like an eternity. ARGHHHH!Oh wait a sec.... As long as they are stopped, let's light a ciggy. But wait, can't find matches or a lighter. After all don't want to soil the lighter that came with the car.
03-08-2013, 08:38 PM
#3896
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: 767A (Ret)
Posts: 6,248
Originally Posted by captjns
Let's not forget the toll booths drive up to the pay point, put the car in park, and search the Grand Canyon Bag.
drive up to the pay point, put the car in park, and search the Grand Canyon Bag.
03-09-2013, 04:51 AM
#3897
Retired
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Position: whale wrangler
Posts: 3,527
Originally Posted by tomgoodman
A toll plaza had a huge line of cars. Finally reaching the booth, a frustrated motorist asked what was causing the delay. The toll collector said: "An hour ago, somebody dropped their money and had to pick it up." The driver then demanded to know how that could generate such a traffic backup. The collector replied: "Well, since it happened, everybody has stopped to ask what was causing the delay."
How about ads on the radio for auto dealers ?
What's the deal with the yelling ?
03-10-2013, 11:57 AM
#3899
Line Holder
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Posts: 33
Originally Posted by NERD
I will nominate myself as the first for starting this. A very close 2nd goes to the compass capt. (we will call him Bob) who gave his cheesy welcome aboard PA from the cabin(I know they want them to do that, but most don't) Besides mentioning the current weather in Msp, he let everyone know what the temps were 3 days ago. It gets better though. He mentioned that he was going to "allow" FO Joe to fly this leg and what an outstanding co-pilot he is and how someday when he earns enough time, he to will be a compass capt. So, to you Bob I award you the tool of the day award. Who's next?
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