Center was looking for an Acey flight the other day and asked us to call them on guard. I inwardly cringed and had to steel myself for the expected onslaught of "guard garbage" that would soon be flowing. Usually, something like that is like throwing gas on a fire, but thankfully not a peep was heard.

Several years ago housekeeping woke me up when there was a DND sign on the door. When I answered the door I told her I didn't want my room cleaned - instead I removed the DND sign from the door and handed it to her and told her to bring me another one since this one didn't work.

Awesome! I'm going to remember that one and use it myself.

Just going to leave this here...

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AHAHA! What an idiot.

The brother with the crocs has gout

Around 10 years ago, in an expensive New York hotel, I was 3 hours into my sleep (after a DHL hub turn) when house keeping knocked on my door that had a do not disturb sign. I was too stunned to even get out of bed to answer the door. She ended up calling hotel security on me to make sure I was still alive.

I keep real quiet, and when housekeeping enters,......................................It's Sexy Time!!!!!

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That guy LITERALLY needs to be taken out back and beaten into oblivion for disgracing our profession. Unfukkingbelievable......

Does anyone know who this idiot is?!