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Old 08-13-2025 | 06:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Boxhound
Dude!! The girls did the same thing to us!

The SAAB had a nice removable plate under the chart holder, on the yokes. 4 Phillips head screws and you’re in. Like a Cracker Jack prize tho—you never know what you were gonna get.
That’s what I was saying about the play girl. Last thing I wanted to see was a sausage fest. Funny they did it but not funny.
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Old 08-13-2025 | 07:15 AM
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Originally Posted by mulcher
That’s what I was saying about the play girl. Last thing I wanted to see was a sausage fest. Funny they did it but not funny.
Yessir! Agreed
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Old 08-13-2025 | 11:16 AM
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Back in the ATR days I flew with probably the crustiest old salty captain ever. Huge out of specs mustache—during cruise he pulls out some porn mag, scissors (pre 9/11), and Elmer’s glue. Hands it all to me and in a deadpan voice and look says, “get to work.”
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Old 08-13-2025 | 11:18 AM
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Originally Posted by at6d
Back in the ATR days I flew with probably the crustiest old salty captain ever. Huge out of specs mustache—during cruise he pulls out some porn mag, scissors (pre 9/11), and Elmer’s glue. Hands it all to me and in a deadpan voice and look says, “get to work.”
I've flown those ATRs
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Old 08-13-2025 | 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by mulcher
That’s what I was saying about the play girl. Last thing I wanted to see was a sausage fest. Funny they did it but not funny.
No, don't try to put conditions on it or qualify when/how something is or is not funny. It was funny all around, from every possible angle. Unless you're the person actually IN the photo, then I guess that might not be funny. But otherwise it's still funny. It's even funnier when it happens to the crusty old CA you're flying with, and an hour later at cruise you catch his eyes sneaking down to the panel behind which the secret stash was hidden, and then he slowly and quietly turns to gaze out his side window for a while. That's comedy gold right there, doubly so if he is silly enough to mention it to someone who loves posting to one of the meme pages. Then it's funny forever.
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Old 08-13-2025 | 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by at6d
Back in the ATR days I flew with probably the crustiest old salty captain ever. Huge out of specs mustache—during cruise he pulls out some porn mag, scissors (pre 9/11), and Elmer’s glue. Hands it all to me and in a deadpan voice and look says, “get to work.”
Now that is funny stuff right there.
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Old 08-14-2025 | 07:14 AM
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Originally Posted by hoover
at a previous company everyone got the norovirus in the span of a week. One of the worst sicknesses I ever had. Lost 15lbs in 3 days and im not fat.
since then I wipe down the high traffic areas in the box office.
does anyone else find it a little gross when you take the thrust levers from the other guy and they are all sweaty?
…..my bad. Forgot my special flying/golfing gloves at home..
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Old 08-14-2025 | 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by ProLineFan
…..my bad. Forgot my special flying/golfing gloves at home..
so you flew over seas also?
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Old 08-14-2025 | 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyio
Now that is funny stuff right there.
And then, maintenance would “de-porn” the cockpits whenever the aircraft went in for inspection.

Meanwhile—-their toolboxes looked like a gynecologist’s examination room.

B@stages!!



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Old 08-15-2025 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Boxhound
And then, maintenance would “de-porn” the cockpits whenever the aircraft went in for inspection.

Meanwhile—-their toolboxes looked like a gynecologist’s examination room.

B@stages!!
Where do you think they got all their material?
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