what cha’ drinking?
03-19-2020, 04:17 PM
#71
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Position: Upright
Posts: 396
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser
LOL, Malort! That’s some expert level drinking right there. This bar in Chicago I used to frequent had all the slogans for Malort up on a wall. I had to go look them up. I had no idea it was sold door-to-door as medicinal alcohol during Prohibition.
Actual company branded slogans:
Actual company branded slogans:
- Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
- Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
- Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
- Malort, the Champagne of pain.
- Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
- Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
- Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
- Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
03-19-2020, 05:01 PM
#72
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Joined APC: Nov 2010
Posts: 267
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser
LOL, Malort! That’s some expert level drinking right there. This bar in Chicago I used to frequent had all the slogans for Malort up on a wall. I had to go look them up. I had no idea it was sold door-to-door as medicinal alcohol during Prohibition.
Actual company branded slogans:
Actual company branded slogans:
- Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
- Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
- Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
- Malort, the Champagne of pain.
- Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
- Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
- Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
- Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
Strangely enough I kind of like the stuff. It’s always fun to have a shot with someone and watch the reaction!
03-19-2020, 06:14 PM
#74
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Joined APC: Jul 2015
Position: Skeptical
Posts: 737
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser
Actual company branded slogans:
- Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
- Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
- Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
- Malort, the Champagne of pain.
- Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
- Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
- Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
- Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
03-19-2020, 08:37 PM
#76
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Joined APC: Oct 2010
Posts: 1,728
Originally Posted by MtnPeakCruiser
Actual company branded slogans:
- Malort, kick your mouth in the balls!
- Malort, when you need to unfriend someone IN PERSON.
- Malort, tonight's the night you fight your dad.
- Malort, the Champagne of pain.
- Malort, turning taste-buds into taste-foes for generations.
- Drink Malort, it's easier than telling people you have nothing to live for.
- Malort, what soap washes its mouth out with.
- Malort, these pants aren't going to sh** themselves.
03-20-2020, 02:35 PM
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Joined APC: Sep 2014
Position: Da Bus, Left
Posts: 1,510
Originally Posted by Itsajob
When you read this thread is your mouth supposed to water like Pavlov’s dog, or might I have a problem?
I’m at my crashpad ‘enjoying’ Jack on the rocks. At home I have Makers, Knob Creek Rye 100, Belvedere, and Macallan Classic Cut. Need gin & a cheaper scotch (I ran out).
Mods, can we move this to the general area instead of United? This thread is sweet amber and..... wait, that’s the booze.
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