You mean the guppy that can barely get its own a$$ off the ground, can't get to a decent altitude? What a POS. Give me the -700 any day or better yet, a Bus.

Yep that A320, now that's a revenue generator. All 138 seats. The -900 is a pig cause it actually hauls paxs. Get over yourself and leave the 737 flying to the CAL pilots. We will all be much happier and you can fly your tree trimmer to your hearts desire.

Dude,

Flying the Guppy now and have flown the Bus. No comparison.

And by the way, there is no such thing as a CAL pilot anymore. Yes there are two lists, but I believe the JCBA says United pilots.

Just think how much revenue they can generate when they stretch the guppy to say....I dunno.....280-300 seats? Won't that be GREAT! :D

I'm into fondling Fifi. I don't care how many seats are behind me. Pretty sure the pax don't care either. As long as they're comfy.

Say, its after one, its Martini Time!!!!

Still waiting as to why 5 years is the only fair thing.

Beer thirty here.

You need to care how many seats are behind you as that's what keeps you living in your tequila bottle. I frankly don't care as long as butts are filling the seats. Mo seats, no money. Just like the CAL pilots are doing with the contract vote, move on and quit living the 90's.

90's??? Man I posted pics of Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley and Willy Nelson! My avatar is JAMES BROWN ferchissakes! I generally float around somewhere between Woodstock and the late 70's. 90'S???

Here's a list of the top bands in the 90's..

1. Nirvana
2. 2Pac
3. Mariah Carey
4. Pearl Jam
5. Madonna
6. R.E.M.
7. U2
8. Dr. Dre
9. Red Hot Chili Peppers
10.The Smashing Pumpkins
11. The Notorious B.I.G.
12. OutKast
13. Janet Jackson
14. Radiohead
15. Green Day
16. Fugees/Lauryn Hill
17. Metallica
18. Ice Cube
19. Oasis
20. TLC
21. Alice In Chains
22. Snoop Dogg
23. Nine Inch Nails
24. Nas
25. Beastie Boys
26. Rage Against The Machine
27. Jay-Z
28. A Tribe Called Quest
29. Mary J. Blige
30. Beck
31. Soundgarden
32. Public Enemy
33. Wu-Tang Clan
34. Alanis Morissette
35. Guns N Roses
36. Bjork
37. Queen Latifah
38. Dave Matthews Band
39. No Doubt
40. Prince
41. Michael Jackson
42. R. Kelly
43. En Vogue
44. Tori Amos
45. Missy Elliot
46. Jeff Buckley
47. Weezer
48. PJ Harvey
49. Blur
50. Tool
51. Sonic Youth
52. Stone Temple Pilots
53. Jane's Addiction
54. Eric Clapton
55. Boyz II Men
56. Seal
57. Bush
58. Fugazi
59. Sinead O' Conner
60. Cypress Hill
61. The Roots
62. The Offspring
63. Neil Young
64. Sublime
65. Marilyn Manson
66. Pantera
67. Liz Phair
68. Pavement
69. Coolio
70. Korn
71. Foo Fighters
72. My Bloody Valentine
73. Black Crowes
74. Silver Chair
75. The Verve
76. Phish
77. 311
78. Hole
79. The Flaming Lips
80. Lenny Kravitz
81. Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
82. Sheryl Crow
83. Megadeth
84. Faith No More
85. Queen
86. Cranberries
87. Busta Rhymes
88. Warren G.
89. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
90. Kenny Wayne Shepherd Band
91. D'Angelo
92. Creed
93. Arrested Development
94. Blind Melon
95. Manic Street Preachers
96. Garbage
97. Screaming Trees
98. Hootie & The Blowfish
99. Primus
100. Wilco

I might listen to ten....fifteen tops. The 90s were a handful of bands away from a musical wasteland.

Mo' seats? Sure, keep em and fill the whales and 777s. That where the REAL money is made. A stretched guppy is just a longer trout in the porcelain bowl. We still gotta serve good pizza though. And I still don't care how many seats are behind me. DAL just put in a pretty good quarter. How many uber guppies do they fly?

I don't live in a Tequila bottle. I live in a condo. I do love tequila...but I love bourbon more. Well, unless its summer. Then I enjoy a Gin n Tonic. You know, potent botanicals, quinine and lime. This tasty elixir not only helps keep scurvy at bay, but it also facilitates a pleasant demeanor and comportment. Equally important, the ladies diggit. That's always good. Cold Beer is good too. Real good.

The disgrace to the profession was how much more the NB guys took it in the shorts to protect the WB guys during the BK contract at the U.

James,
How could an accomplished & seasoned mariner such as yourself neglect to mention the anti-malarial properties of quinine?? Cheers!

Clearly I am a DOLT! I had no idea. But you're right....the lime is for scurvy, the quinine an anti-malarial. I am verklempt with shame. Perhaps we should repair to the galley and refresh our tumblers as we discuss the salubrious effects of this fine aperitif!


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