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Old 07-02-2013 | 05:32 AM
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Originally Posted by DeadHead
An open letter to my fellow APC'ers........

I must open this letter with an apology and end it with a request.

I have let down my family, my friends, my delta brothers and sisters, and, most importantly, our eminence Lee Moak.

It has been approximately 6 weeks now since I first exchanged hands with the that white powered demon and since then my life has descended into chaos. What started out as a simple recommendation from a fellow crew member as a way to combat that uncomfortable, not-so-fresh summer feeling we are all familiar with has turned into fixation to which I have been unable to abstain.

It began simple enough. A few couple average shakes and applications, a refreshing little tingle, then off on my way. Before I knew it I was going through any entire bottle before noon while hiding in the ATL crew room bathroom stall feening my next fix. I wanted to tingle ALL the time, and not for just those first few minutes after application.

My wife says I'm disconnected, my kids no longer recognize me, my friends don't call anymore. Gold Bond Medicated powder has become my life as I struggle to get a handle back on what's important.

Unfortunately HIMS is unable to treat me because over the counter men's skin care product addictions do not qualify as substance addiction by the AMA. The captains I fly with want nothing to do with me on the layover as my tingling induced medicated powder benders have become well reputed throughout my base.

So here I sit, listening to Jon Bon Jovi albums, half naked, covered in Gold Bond Medicated powder. I ask you keep me in your thoughts while heeding my warning, for that lusty, sensual, tingling allure was apparently too much for this flyboy.

With warmest regards,
DH

I understand some of what you are going through. It started innocently enough with me. I'm not a member of the MEC. I don't get an additional 5 hours of pay to do yard work. I have to do my own.

This year there is a bumper crop of mosquitoes, spiders, chiggers and ticks. I've been using Gold Bond Medicated Anti-Itch Cream to treat my bug bites.

Now, I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I'm working in it constantly. I look forward to the tick check afterwards. I'm constantly searching my body for bug bites. It's becoming obsessive. I can't stop. The crème is so tingly, refreshing. So smooth....ah.

I can only imagine how hard it must be dealing with the white powder issue. I'm here for you brother.
Old 07-02-2013 | 05:49 AM
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Geez. Its that tingly huh?
We might have to add Gold Bond to the acronym.

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Old 07-02-2013 | 05:50 AM
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Originally Posted by FmrFreightDog
Putting things in perspective for me tonight when I came home complaining about my job and my day at work.

Portable shelters couldn't save 19 firefighters

So unbelievably sad..... God bless them and their families.
+1. Gear jerk, lighten up on defending everything alpa.
First of all, everyone's thoughts & prayers should be with the 19 families who lost a loved one in the AZ fires on Sunday.

Secondly, "AU CONTRAIR MON AMI Columbia". At this very time last year (in June anyway), I was in Afghanistan hoping to be the very first person to vote "NO" on the Tentative Agreement. (Kabul is 8.5hrs ahead of ATL time.) I felt too, that we'd left items on the table with the leverage we had.

You want me to lighten up defending everything ALPA, missy? How about this board lightens up with the doom & gloom lately? Company stock is at a 52-week high. I "assume" the BOD meeting at the end of July will authorize hiring more pilots. There are 200+ airplanes comes in the next few years, & people act like this board is their only hobby?!

I know, I know, someone is going to come on here, "quote" my post and discount it as being a Pro-ALPA supporter, too optimistic, and/or give themselves an excuse to beotch by saying it's an anonymous web board, & if I don't like it, I can quit coming to the thread.

Well, you know what, just like everyone else who comes here, almost religiously, I'm addicted to watching the "group think" of this board & just choose to see the glass as "half full".

Good day,
GJ
Old 07-02-2013 | 06:13 AM
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Glass half full heh.... I always love the third choice besides it being half empty, a Delta Crew Resources guy will look at the glass and decide it's over-staffed by 50%.
(ok, it's engineer, and over-engineered, but you know...)
Old 07-02-2013 | 06:23 AM
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Originally Posted by orvil
I understand some of what you are going through. It started innocently enough with me. I'm not a member of the MEC. I don't get an additional 5 hours of pay to do yard work. I have to do my own.

This year there is a bumper crop of mosquitoes, spiders, chiggers and ticks. I've been using Gold Bond Medicated Anti-Itch Cream to treat my bug bites.

Now, I have the best yard in the neighborhood. I'm working in it constantly. I look forward to the tick check afterwards. I'm constantly searching my body for bug bites. It's becoming obsessive. I can't stop. The crème is so tingly, refreshing. So smooth....ah.

I can only imagine how hard it must be dealing with the white powder issue. I'm here for you brother.
For those that have suffered from recommendation, my apologies. I knew there were side-effects and should have warned all with a disclaimer. I to have struggled to escape the horrid grip that gold bond has had on me. Thankfully, I have been off the line in training which has helped with the transition from sweaty balls and the constant need of god's creation.

The real problem will be when I have to transition back to the right seat of the MD88. This will no doubt test my resolve. Perhaps, a support group may be in order. My last attempt will be to approach flight ops and ask to transition to the 7er or airbus due to the nature of my serious condition.

I understand that will only solve the "not so fresh feeling" The bigger challenge lies ahead with how to overcome that tingling sensation? I am not sure if it was a gift from god, or a curse. Never-the-less it's a sensation I will struggle to overcome, for sure!

Recommendations:

First, I tried to cut it with baking soda thinking that I would try and trick the boys. They quickly saw through my scheme. In protest they made the day more uncomfortable and itchy... I suppose it was a retaliation move on their part.

Next I tried to swipe some of the kids baby powder thinking the wife would not recognize. Damn, I was wrong, she measures that better than her cooking ingredients. She confronted me, without hesitation I broke into a apology and made up a story that I used it on my arm pits. O' the humility that I lied about a white powder substance. Besides, it leaves a unmistakable residue in the boxer/briefs where as gold bond seems to melt away, somehow knowing that you are trying to hide the use from your significant other (now that we have to include ALL couples) or even our brothers in NRT who use the laundry Asian laundry services.

I will try a multi-prong approach looking for support from my aviation brothers (I hope not sisters...that would be just disgusting) as well as my personal resolve to handle this situation.

In closing all recommendations are welcome to get this Pandora back in the box...or least manageable where it does not control my life with applications in hidden spaces.

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Old 07-02-2013 | 06:28 AM
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Originally Posted by GunshipGuy
How does that 22R2 staffing report work? By my math (and my calculator work is suspect) the Nov PWA requirements are quite a bit lower than the number of pilots on the PBS Line Count report. Do they pad the PWA requirement by an known/unknown factor?
Bump.

Let me put it another way, the Nov forecast for pilot requirements is about 800 numbers less than the total number of pilots on the Reg & Res lines for July. Why would hiring be needed when apparently these number indicate more displacements could take care of any understaffed categories?
Old 07-02-2013 | 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by n9810f
I thought it was already public knowledge, even if a news release hasn't been put out.

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NB's are nice but WB's are BETTER!
Old 07-02-2013 | 06:47 AM
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I personally prefer Rusteze medicated bumper ointment, now with a new rear end formula.
Old 07-02-2013 | 06:59 AM
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Interesting FTB. Tell me more! Unless you mean the stuff from Pixar.. which is another support group all together


Is it a dutch product? I don't trust anything made by the dutch, except water engineering (perhaps there could be something here... dutch and moisture problems... hummm, more thought to follow on that one) . By the name alone it does not appear to be Dutch but just to be careful.

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Old 07-02-2013 | 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Bucking Bar
Well, while we are on this topic ... a little clip from ABC Family Channel

I'm laughing so hard!!!! I miss that show!!
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