Originally Posted by Jaww (Post 3046641)

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046649)

I’m quite entertained by the variation on theme of the same gif. How many more you got?

Originally Posted by Jaww (Post 3046653)

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046656)

Well, I’ll try to be grateful for every single one of them. [emoji3]

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046647)

Wow, I may have gotten owned by a keyboard warrior.

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046647)

My life is complete!

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046647)

You must be so proud.

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046647)

I’ve said my peace and stand by my words and have acknowledged their shortcomings yet you still have to push and push.

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046647)

Do you, or do you not agree, that a to work only pos space policy is designed to help the company primarily?

Originally Posted by Karnak (Post 3046663)

"may"?







And easier...you keep forgetting easier!







Actually, I don't have to be...but my Amuse-O-Meter is at 11. So, yeah...I'm proud.







The edit to your words to make them slightly less douchey is noted. Henceforth I shall only "push", and not "push and push".



(You're welcome!)







Ah geez! You're doing it again!



[Hold my beer] You've figured it out! It's totally designed to only help the Company! Therefore you must pledge to NEVER list yourself Positive Space to commute! The last thing we want to do in these troubled times is to help the Company by commuting with less hassle. A pox on those weasels for giving commuters something that every single commuter* appreciates, which very clearly "...helps the company primarily".



* Exception noted in previous posts

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046671)

Has the bourbon made you believe you’re some kind of arbiter of truth and justice on the boards? Because, JHC, I’ve never seen someone so gleefully go to these lengths to put someone in their place over a few words.

Two things can be true at the same time. I can acknowledge that the company’s primary concern with this kind of policy (when it’s only to work) is to keep the operation going for their sake AND be grateful to receive such a blessing. Each of those assertions can be true while standing on their own merit or when paired together.

Your sidekick Jawww is undoubtedly submitting his Oh Snap gif in three, two...

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046671)

Has the bourbon made you believe you’re some kind of arbiter of truth and justice on the boards?

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046671)

Because, JHC, I’ve never seen someone so gleefully go to these lengths to put someone in their place over a few words.

Originally Posted by WhiskeyDelta (Post 3046671)

Two things can be true at the same time. I can acknowledge that the company’s primary concern with this kind of policy (when it’s only to work) is to keep the operation going for their sake AND be grateful to receive such a blessing. Each of those assertions can be true while standing on their own merit or when paired together.

Originally Posted by Karnak (Post 3046684)

A bit, but only when I suspect that somebody doubled-checked their CAPS LOCK off, but left their DOUCHE LOCK on. Then it makes me incandescently awesome. And really, I'm flattered that you consider me an "arbiter". I'm more of a "Ima gut this walleye as long as he keeps flopping around."



What a coincidence! I've never seen somebody go to these lengths to wriggle his way out of his rightful place. And remember, it wasn't the few words...it was the challenge to find them.



Three. Three things can be true at the same time: The two you mentioned, and the risk to ungrateful commuters who challenge others to show when they've been ungrateful.