You mean that's not the way to measure laziness? It works for me.

(Same FAA disclaimer. See FTB for any certificate action.)

 

You would have to go to the airport to have them in your bag. What do you go there in your free time? Looking for more APC material at the airport.....

 

I sport the playoff beard on my days off. 6 days and counting! I'm gonna look like the unibomber by the end of vacation.

 

lookin sharp, ftb!

 

I bet the Mrs just loves that. Food particles and all.

 

The dog is quite partial to the food particles. Makes me feel wanted.

 

FTB perfers this pic:

 

And this one...

 

A scene from the new ACL & 80 Movie: "Planes, Planes & More Planes"



I wonder what they're talking about. If you look at it, you can tell what ACL is saying;

"So Ed Bastian made about 100 trips to New York in the past two years working on the T4 deal. Under the final terms 80,... 80... you listening? Stop laughing. No, I won't show you lizards humping pictures. Just try and pay attention. Under the final terms, Delta will directly contribute at least $75 million for the T4 contract. Several other airlines will contribute indirectly. The bonds of $900 million will be paid off via rent from the various airlines for use of the new expanded terminal... no, no, get out of my wallet. I'm not buying. I'm not Buzz. Buzz buys. So does T. ACL does not, well, not for you anyways. The Port Authority, you listening? The PA is applying to the FAA for approval to use $215 million from its passenger facilities charge income to help pay for the project, thats that $4.50 per flight segment.

Damnit 80, they don't have sushi here man. Sorry, just focus. TSA will put in $50 million grant program for in-line baggage screening to expand at T4. Sushi? You want sushi? Why sushi? Why do you love sushi so much? You know, you're kind of hairy 80, when's the last time you flew? And where did you get that dog? Bin 1?"

 

Ah, no Grasshopper, I have my Jepps sent to my home. Helps me be even lazier.