Here Comes Swayne
05-14-2021 | 02:10 PM
#1071
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And this is how ThKooj came into the world!
05-14-2021 | 03:30 PM
#1072
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Joined: Apr 2020
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From: AOG
Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.
05-14-2021 | 06:22 PM
#1073
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Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.
Well. That is a mental picture I will never get out of my head
05-15-2021 | 10:18 AM
#1074
On Reserve
Joined: Apr 2021
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Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.
05-15-2021 | 06:58 PM
#1075
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Joined: Mar 2014
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From: Pipers!
Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.
are any still open? Also, we had a Bonanza growing up, but not sure if it was another chain, or a cheap knock off. But both were good and I miss them both.
golden coral is just not the same, no class…
05-16-2021 | 07:46 PM
#1077
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From: AOG
Unfortunatly they are all closed. She now frequents a Wawa in Hialeah, Florida. Where she survives on their delicious coffee and Sizzli breakfast sandwiches. THJKooj never actually met his father. After the encounter in the Ponderosa bathroom his father left nothing behind by a small plastic MD-80 model, and a promise to “call you.” Rumor has it that he made his way to a carnie town south of Tampa where he hooked up with a carnival heading north for the summer. THKKooj received a birthday card on his 6th birthday from his dad. The card contained a voucher for one ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl, and copy of the May 1987 Playboy magazine featuring Vanna White. He cherishes the magazine to this day.
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05-17-2021 | 06:18 AM
#1078
Prime Minister/Moderator
Joined: Jan 2006
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From: Engines Turn or People Swim
Have you guys no respect for the Banned?
09-03-2021 | 09:39 AM
#1080
Gets Weekends Off
Joined: Sep 2020
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A little bird told me that Swayne is going to UAL. I guess mainline wasn’t really interested in his videos, huh.
