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CLE to IAH 05-14-2021 06:22 PM
Originally Posted by ClappedOut145 (Post 3235040)
Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.

Well. That is a mental picture I will never get out of my head

ExGoCeo2001 05-15-2021 10:18 AM
Originally Posted by ClappedOut145 (Post 3235040)
Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.
The carbon stealth works?

CaseTractor 05-15-2021 06:58 PM
Originally Posted by ClappedOut145 (Post 3235040)
Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.
I loved Ponderosa…

are any still open? Also, we had a Bonanza growing up, but not sure if it was another chain, or a cheap knock off. But both were good and I miss them both.

golden coral is just not the same, no class…

Sasquatched 05-16-2021 07:25 PM
Originally Posted by FltCtrlNoDsptch (Post 3234500)
Does every Envoy pilot advertise their Instagram handle on their roll aboard?
It’s starting to get quite embarrassing. But maybe they’re just smarter than me. There must be a lot of money to be made from Instagram these days.

ClappedOut145 05-16-2021 07:46 PM
Originally Posted by CaseTractor (Post 3235471)
I loved Ponderosa…

are any still open? Also, we had a Bonanza growing up, but not sure if it was another chain, or a cheap knock off. But both were good and I miss them both.

golden coral is just not the same, no class…
Unfortunatly they are all closed. She now frequents a Wawa in Hialeah, Florida. Where she survives on their delicious coffee and Sizzli breakfast sandwiches. THJKooj never actually met his father. After the encounter in the Ponderosa bathroom his father left nothing behind by a small plastic MD-80 model, and a promise to “call you.” Rumor has it that he made his way to a carnie town south of Tampa where he hooked up with a carnival heading north for the summer. THKKooj received a birthday card on his 6th birthday from his dad. The card contained a voucher for one ride on the Tilt-a-Whirl, and copy of the May 1987 Playboy magazine featuring Vanna White. He cherishes the magazine to this day.

rickair7777 05-17-2021 06:18 AM
Have you guys no respect for the Banned?

pitchattitude 05-17-2021 03:24 PM
Originally Posted by rickair7777 (Post 3236047)
Have you guys no respect for the Banned?
Not when there was no respect before the ban, especially when it is he who should not be named. Unless you’re disrespecting him, then you kind of have to. 🤣

aewhistleblower 09-03-2021 09:39 AM
A little bird told me that Swayne is going to UAL. I guess mainline wasn’t really interested in his videos, huh.

SoFloFlyer 09-03-2021 08:54 PM
Originally Posted by aewhistleblower (Post 3289916)
A little bird told me that Swayne is going to UAL. I guess mainline wasn’t really interested in his videos, huh.
Wonder if there’s gonna be a “Here Comes Swayne” in the UAL forum? 🤔

In all seriousness, happy for him if he got on with UAL.

Claxstarr 09-04-2021 07:02 AM
Originally Posted by SoFloFlyer (Post 3290225)
Wonder if there’s gonna be a “Here Comes Swayne” in the UAL forum? [emoji848]

In all seriousness, happy for him if he got on with UAL.

Probably got an interview with <1000 SIC time.
I’m assuming they want the good NGPA PR that he’s going to smash out.

I’m honestly surprised AA didnt pick him up the second he was eligible.


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