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Helij3t 05-12-2021 04:15 PM

Can we please worry about when hiring will resume. It appears every WO is hiring minus us. SM will always be the golden child for envoy and none of these comments will raise an eyebrow.
please let's move on:cool:

CptnDave 05-12-2021 06:54 PM


Originally Posted by Helij3t (Post 3234100)
Can we please worry about when hiring will resume. It appears every WO is hiring minus us. SM will always be the golden child for envoy and none of these comments will raise an eyebrow.
please let's move on:cool:

Uh? We are hiring now.

ClappedOut145 05-12-2021 09:27 PM


Originally Posted by Helij3t (Post 3234100)
Can we please worry about when hiring will resume. It appears every WO is hiring minus us. SM will always be the golden child for envoy and none of these comments will raise an eyebrow.
please let's move on:cool:

You didn’t see? Fresh cadets coming to a 175 near you! You’ll hear about how Covid cost them a year of career time. How they interviewed with THJKooj and he told them how special they are. You might even get to hear about how they kept their D2 travel as well as health insurance while actual Envoy pilots were furloughed. Things are on the upswing!

Gooselives 05-12-2021 10:07 PM

5 bucks he never upgrades

and if he does will the vids stop?

Helij3t 05-13-2021 08:07 AM


Originally Posted by ClappedOut145 (Post 3234229)
You didn’t see? Fresh cadets coming to a 175 near you! You’ll hear about how Covid cost them a year of career time. How they interviewed with THJKooj and he told them how special they are. You might even get to hear about how they kept their D2 travel as well as health insurance while actual Envoy pilots were furloughed. Things are on the upswing!

Hmmm SMH🤦🏼‍♂️ it's quite unfortunate and these cadets really don't know what there talking about. I pray they keep it shut and not complain of lost time/seniority to anyone they fly with. I'll humbly congratulate them for the promotion from being a cadet to a(n) FO~flap operator
but I kinda miss thkooj with his fairly tales.😁😁😁

NoValueAviator 05-13-2021 11:49 AM

I miss Thkooj too. These boards have always been over-moderated in my opinion, but then again maybe I'm only saying that because I got a (ban?, don't remember) warning for being catty towards dera back when he was a dyed-in-the-wool company shill.

The blue falcon/lands-by-B scenario is another big example.

Anyway, nothing to be done. Censorship is the defining word of our time, everywhere.

FltCtrlNoDsptch 05-13-2021 01:09 PM

Does every Envoy pilot advertise their Instagram handle on their roll aboard?

ClappedOut145 05-13-2021 01:24 PM


Originally Posted by FltCtrlNoDsptch (Post 3234500)
Does every Envoy pilot advertise their Instagram handle on their roll aboard?

It’s called a poon signal. You advertise your handle with the hopes that a Betty with some fresh nugs will want to engage in some grindage and slide into your DM’s with nudes. At least that's how it happened with me and some kids mom at B43.

BattMartle 05-14-2021 02:10 PM


Originally Posted by ClappedOut145 (Post 3234508)
It’s called a poon signal. You advertise your handle with the hopes that a Betty with some fresh nugs will want to engage in some grindage and slide into your DM’s with nudes. At least that's how it happened with me and some kids mom at B43.

And this is how ThKooj came into the world!

ClappedOut145 05-14-2021 03:30 PM


Originally Posted by BattMartle (Post 3234997)
And this is how ThKooj came into the world!

Nope. He came to in existence due to three bottles of Boone’s Farm, the bathroom at a Ponderosa across from a dog track, and a defective condom from the machine on the wall that had been drying out since the Carter administration. He came out of the womb with a Poonvoy Cadet onesie waiting for him, and was carried home in a brand new Luggage Works Stealth bag.


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