Might as well ask it here since it affects the entire pilot group. For the record, I have never been a volunteer.

You’re delusional in thinking that filling out an application will get you an interview any where you want to work?

Got dead hookers in your trunk? Folks are getting offers with less than 150PIC

They had better not be dead. I keep them supplied with ice chips and fresh air. Once a week I give them a protein bar and an orange to fend off scurvy.

Offers for what? What those hookers were peddling? Even a cadet can get those kind of offers.

“Call girl!”

“No Cyril, once they’re dead, they’re just hookers.”

I’m aware of a Lincoln Towncar that stays at the Drury in STL that has almost certainly had at least one hooker in its trunk... just sayin.

Sounds like Zombies.

In light of everything going on in our world, take a minute to look at my.envoy and remember

‘‘You’re not another number with this Company’’

Oh wait. Yes you are. In fact, you’re a very important cell on an Excel sheet. Does Envoy care about you or do they care more about on time, with as little fuel as possible, and seeing just how long Pedro can go without actually having a meeting with the employees and still racking up awards for being such a successful business man?

We have heard more about beards and haircuts than anything actually productive in regards to safety, specifically regarding the FAA letter. That’s rather telling about our management.