Whats the funniest thing you have ever heard over the radio??
03-25-2006, 07:35 AM
#51
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Originally Posted by LAfrequentflyer
Didnt hear this one my self, but I have been told about it.....
A lufftansa A340 was blocking traffic on the ramp in boston one day, and the controller said for the lufftansa plane to move.
The lufftansa pilots responded: We cant we are missing 3 passengers.
A pilot from one of the other planes said: Did you check your ovens!
Than it went dead silent, no body said anything.
Incredible...Thats one of the most offensive things I've heard. Nothing at all funny about it...
_LA
A lufftansa A340 was blocking traffic on the ramp in boston one day, and the controller said for the lufftansa plane to move.
The lufftansa pilots responded: We cant we are missing 3 passengers.
A pilot from one of the other planes said: Did you check your ovens!
Than it went dead silent, no body said anything.
Incredible...Thats one of the most offensive things I've heard. Nothing at all funny about it...
_LA
TRUE!
03-29-2006, 09:08 AM
#54
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We where on final into GNV on time and a fellow air shuttle (mesa) had maintenance problems leaving more than three hours late. But anyways they where cleared for takeoff we saw them lift off and about 150-200 agl the plane banked sharply to the right.
Tower: Air Shuttle do you have an engine failure?
Air Shuttle: No, we almost hit a fu@$ing terradactyl.
Air Shuttle: (after a good minute) Sir do you have a phone number for me?
Tower: Laughter (no words for some time) no, no that was so funny the other two guys are still rolling around on the ground. Air Shuttle contact departure good day.
Air Shuttle: Thanks good day.
Talked to the Capt. a couple of days later had a thrust reverser disagree eicas message aborted takeoff earlier. My Capt. and I had this perplexed looks on our faces when we heard the F bomb.
Tower: Air Shuttle do you have an engine failure?
Air Shuttle: No, we almost hit a fu@$ing terradactyl.
Air Shuttle: (after a good minute) Sir do you have a phone number for me?
Tower: Laughter (no words for some time) no, no that was so funny the other two guys are still rolling around on the ground. Air Shuttle contact departure good day.
Air Shuttle: Thanks good day.
Talked to the Capt. a couple of days later had a thrust reverser disagree eicas message aborted takeoff earlier. My Capt. and I had this perplexed looks on our faces when we heard the F bomb.
03-29-2006, 08:26 PM
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I did not hear this one so I don't know if it's true.
When Eastern went on strike an Eastern jet with some scabs was taxiing around an airport when the controller became very busy and frustrated with all the chatter and blocked transmissions. He said, "Everyone stop! Nobody move until I straighten this out." After a moment of silence someone says, in a tattletale voice, "Eastern moved."
When Eastern went on strike an Eastern jet with some scabs was taxiing around an airport when the controller became very busy and frustrated with all the chatter and blocked transmissions. He said, "Everyone stop! Nobody move until I straighten this out." After a moment of silence someone says, in a tattletale voice, "Eastern moved."
03-29-2006, 08:34 PM
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Going into PSC one sunny saturday afternoon - empty - dispatch allowed us at the last minute to overfly and go on to ALW. When we terminated the approach, the tower asked us if we were going around and my F/O said - "Nah. we saw the women, we're going to Walla Walla"
03-30-2006, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Punkpilot48
heard from a friend he heard this over the from the cockpit channel
On a Ted flight about a year ago going into tampa
ATC: Advise when ready to copy holding instructions
Capt: Uh negative we are not holding we want our apr. clearance
ATC: sorry but we are backed up w/ traffic you'll have to hold
Capt: fine then we are declearing minimal fuel
ATC: ok understand you are declaring an emergency?
Capt: no we are declaring minimal fuel...it means we dont have time to deal w/ your bullsh*t holding clearance
after that the "from the cockpit" channel was turned off
On a Ted flight about a year ago going into tampa
ATC: Advise when ready to copy holding instructions
Capt: Uh negative we are not holding we want our apr. clearance
ATC: sorry but we are backed up w/ traffic you'll have to hold
Capt: fine then we are declearing minimal fuel
ATC: ok understand you are declaring an emergency?
Capt: no we are declaring minimal fuel...it means we dont have time to deal w/ your bullsh*t holding clearance
after that the "from the cockpit" channel was turned off
Hey thats my story you a$$!
Any way...
Tower: Navy 123 have you lost and eng... oh never mind I see you have already ejected.
Last edited by mr2die4; 03-30-2006 at 06:58 PM.
03-30-2006, 07:44 PM
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SWA 123: Center, any chance direct ABC?
ATC: Sorry, can't give it to you today. But I have good news.
SWA 123: Oh yeah, what is it?
ATC: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.
SWA: That's pretty good. Sounds like you're in a good mood.
ATC: No, but I did stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night.
ATC: Sorry, can't give it to you today. But I have good news.
SWA 123: Oh yeah, what is it?
ATC: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to GIECO.
SWA: That's pretty good. Sounds like you're in a good mood.
ATC: No, but I did stay at the Holiday Inn Express last night.
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