Originally Posted by calcapt

Sounds like some good advice counselor. Already doing Sudoku but having a hard time making it past the three star level. Deep tissue massage sounds painful but intriguing. Are these the two girls who live in Palm Springs? Or are you talking about the twins that have taken refuge inside my gloves? Was patiently and quetly working on 27 across on today's USA Today crossword at 37000 feet tonight with the FO flying to NYC. Over the Carolina's the autopilot clicks off and all sorts of buzzers, alarms and lights start flashing. Suffice to say the remaining portion of the flight wasn't spent on the crossword. Most days I am overpaid but tonight I earned every dime. Maintenance will be very busy tonight on my bird as she was quite sick. Hope she feels better in the morning and I hope my FOs blood pressure returns to normal. Long night to say the least. I'll consider the celibacy issue but sampling the goods means locating the goods and I am quite unsuccessful in that undertaking. Short, fat, bald and ugly guys aren't exactly chick magnets but I will take your advice under advisement.

Originally Posted by Cass

Charlie, a Man is not to be held accountable by such things, rather, his own good judgement and good character are much more important. suffice it to say that a true Captain is not held to such accountability, rather , the worth of his word and action are what matters.......

Originally Posted by calcapt

In lieu of losing my sky virginity I am considering adopting a vow of celibacy. I am finding life on the road socially challenging and may adopt a new hobby to stop thinking carnal thoughts. Can you have a celibate pimp? Can anyone suggest something to do with my spare time to take my mind off the posse girls? I'm out of ideas!

Originally Posted by Falcon Girl

Hey...I've been off planning our wedding and you've been here taking vows of celibacy???!!!! Dang, just can't leave you alone for a minute Charlie!

Originally Posted by calcapt

she might lick the sweet sap off the budding trees and gather a few nuts in her cheeks for later

Originally Posted by Slice

Sadly, same story here on the MHC. Maybe FG can hook me up in that Falcon of hers!

Originally Posted by Falcon Girl

Dang, and I always thought that was enough to have joined the MHC!! (Note to self: Must go back and review this whole 'burrowing' thing).
Okay Charlie, slightly different scenario:
What if the boy bunny did his own licking of the very special and extra sweet sap of the 'red fir' bush, so much so, in fact, that it caused the limbs of the bush to tremble uncontrollably, elicited screams that even startled the Falcon, and caused a torrential flow of sweet sap to saturate the cute little boy bunny's whiskers?
Would that count as joining the MHC???

Excuse me...gotta get get some ice water....whew!!

Originally Posted by Falcon Girl

Poor Charlie!

I can't believe I'm sitting here on this dang thing, been flying around the East coast all day...IAD shut down just when I really didn't need it to...darn weather anyway!

I was soooo looking forward to going to the air museum there tomorrow! Diverted, but got a nice room where I am...even a whirlpool tub with jets in my room!! Would be nice to share it with someone...