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Old 08-14-2012, 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by v1 uh-oh View Post
The best part of the website, since disabled, was clicking on a secret link to see his girlfriends in the buff.
Any talent there?

Nothing like a tool with a good looking girl to elevate there tool factor.
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Old 08-14-2012, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by ForeverFO View Post
I flew a death-crawl of a trip with a Mormon once who spent the entire time trying to convert me to Mormonism. I was a brand new guy still on probation and didn't have the gonads or understanding to be able to tell him to shut the ---- up, please.

He had a pocket "Book of Mormon" that he'd read between legs in first class.

I curse any pilot (CA or FO) who uses the captive audience/environment of the cockpit to proselytize.
I had one of those tea-less wonders actually have one of his latter-day saint - staffer - pro missionaries, CALL MY HOUSE after I indulged him in a discussion about his "faith" on a trip a few years back. He thought I must have been considering a secret underwear conversion. (yes they wear secret underwear). Little did he know that I had been reading a book called "The God Makers; the shocking expose". I just wondered how anyone could possibly believe that The Books of Moroni were written in 400 A.D. in King James English, or that God told Smith to share the widowed wives of the fallen on the trail to SLC. Gee that's mighty bigamy...

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Old 08-14-2012, 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by pilot0987 View Post
That's what she said!
How about the TOTD that turns everything into an inuendo?
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Old 08-14-2012, 06:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain Bligh View Post
How about the TOTD that turns everything into an inuendo?
YES!! What a tool bag. "That's what she said" Go push the seat belt button and feel good about yourself.
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Old 08-14-2012, 09:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Captain Bligh View Post
I had one of those tea-less wonders actually have one of his latter-day saint - staffer - pro missionaries, CALL MY HOUSE after I indulged him in a discussion about his "faith" on a trip a few years back. He thought I must have been considering a secret underwear conversion. (yes they wear secret underwear). Little did he know that I had been reading a book called "The God Makers; the shocking expose". I just wondered how anyone could possibly believe that The Books of Moroni were written in 400 A.D. in King James English, or that God told Smith to share the widowed wives of the fallen on the trail to SLC. Gee that's mighty bigamy...
Not a Mormon, and I fly with these guys but, might want to back off a bit.

I have some deeply held faith too but I don't choose to browbeat the LDS.

Let it go.
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Old 08-15-2012, 02:40 AM
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Not a Mormon, and I fly with these guys but, might want to back off a bit.

I have some deeply held faith too but I don't choose to browbeat the LDS.

Let it go.
I think it safe to say that if you are trying to convince a fellow crew member of your own personal political or religious beliefs, then there is a good chance your acting like a tool.
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Old 08-15-2012, 05:10 AM
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Honey, where is my hat? I need to go to the grocery store.
Who wears the around the neck rope thing AND clips the id tag on to the pocket. ^^That super tool.
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Old 08-15-2012, 05:17 AM
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Originally Posted by rickt86 View Post
Who wears the around the neck rope thing AND clips the id tag on to the pocket. ^^That super tool.
AND...who puts their Pen on the Wing side pocket??!

Who DOES THAT!?

What a tool.

I'm surprised he got his stripes on right side up!
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Old 08-15-2012, 05:21 AM
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AND...who puts their Pen on the Wing side pocket??!

Who DOES THAT!?

What a tool.

I'm surprised he got his stripes on right side up!
I put my pen on my wing side , but we already know im a tool.
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AE Flight attendant uses aircraft public address system for 'spiritual moment'

Flight attendant uses aircraft public address system for 'spiritual moment' - National Airlines | Examiner.com
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