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07-15-2012 | 08:59 AM

#1951

PBSG

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Originally Posted by badflaps

Hmm.. What happens if they DO want to buy a bible??

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

07-15-2012 | 09:07 AM

#1952

Timbo

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From: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .

How much for a Quaran??

;^0

07-15-2012 | 03:17 PM

#1953

Boomer

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Originally Posted by Timbo

How much for a Quaran??

;^0

In that case I would hand them a Sky magazine and give them the infidel special - $4.00.

07-15-2012 | 03:34 PM

#1954

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From: Baja Vermont

Anybody expecting Mumbai Control on HF is a TOTD. Just say "good day" to Muscat, tune the Mumbai VHF freq and wait for Mumbai on VHF.

GF

07-15-2012 | 07:32 PM

#1955

throttleweenie

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From: A-320 Capt

Quote:

Originally Posted by badflaps

Hmm.. What happens if they DO want to buy a bible??

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

Post of the month, right there!

TW

07-15-2012 | 07:45 PM

#1956

FLowpayFO

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PBSG

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

You are a brilliant man.

07-15-2012 | 09:06 PM

#1957

Yuuuup

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Originally Posted by rickt86

people who cant get the MIC out of their nose, I know a specific airline that has 90% of these clowns.

you wouldn't be talking about an airline that can't say the vowels in their call sign now are you????

07-15-2012 | 09:57 PM

#1958

gloopy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by PBSG

I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.

You sir have just earned your 5th stripe. Wear it with pride.

07-16-2012 | 05:24 AM

#1959

trafly

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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp

Untool of the day:

Taxiing out of ATL last night, I changed radio 2 to guard and selected radio 1 for ground, but didn't change the transmitter from 2...

Me- "Ground Delta xxx D short of G with P...."

Voice- ONNNN GUAAARD!!!

Me- "Doh..." (changes xmitter)

Me- "Ground, blah blah blah"

Same Voice- OOONNNN GUAAARD!!!

(I frantically look down and try to figure out the problem"

Same Voice- "kidding, Delta xxx, Atlanta Ground, taxi runway 8R via taxi G and E, verify you have ATIS P"

Me- (read it back while half way laughing still) "What, you didn't hear that i have P on guard?"

.. that was a good one.

Don't ya love a funny controller? You get a good laugh AND something to think about while you are number 117 for takeoff.