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Old 07-15-2012, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Hmm.. What happens if they DO want to buy a bible??
I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:07 AM
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How much for a Quaran??

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Old 07-15-2012, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Timbo View Post
How much for a Quaran??

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In that case I would hand them a Sky magazine and give them the infidel special - $4.00.
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Old 07-15-2012, 03:34 PM
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Anybody expecting Mumbai Control on HF is a TOTD. Just say "good day" to Muscat, tune the Mumbai VHF freq and wait for Mumbai on VHF.

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Old 07-15-2012, 07:32 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Hmm.. What happens if they DO want to buy a bible??
I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.
Post of the month, right there!

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Old 07-15-2012, 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by PBSG View Post
I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.
You are a brilliant man.
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by rickt86 View Post
people who cant get the MIC out of their nose, I know a specific airline that has 90% of these clowns.

you wouldn't be talking about an airline that can't say the vowels in their call sign now are you????
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Old 07-15-2012, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by PBSG View Post
I take their $25 and contact info to mail it out, then when I get to the hotel I go to the nightstand and get a bible and mail it out for $3.
You sir have just earned your 5th stripe. Wear it with pride.
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Old 07-16-2012, 05:24 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
Untool of the day:

Taxiing out of ATL last night, I changed radio 2 to guard and selected radio 1 for ground, but didn't change the transmitter from 2...

Me- "Ground Delta xxx D short of G with P...."

Voice- ONNNN GUAAARD!!!

Me- "Doh..." (changes xmitter)

Me- "Ground, blah blah blah"

Same Voice- OOONNNN GUAAARD!!!

(I frantically look down and try to figure out the problem"

Same Voice- "kidding, Delta xxx, Atlanta Ground, taxi runway 8R via taxi G and E, verify you have ATIS P"

Me- (read it back while half way laughing still) "What, you didn't hear that i have P on guard?"




.. that was a good one.
Don't ya love a funny controller? You get a good laugh AND something to think about while you are number 117 for takeoff.
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Old 07-16-2012, 05:46 AM
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Originally Posted by galaxy flyer View Post
Anybody expecting Mumbai Control on HF is a TOTD. Just say "good day" to Muscat, tune the Mumbai VHF freq and wait for Mumbai on VHF.

GF
Same with Luanda, just skip it but keep your lights on!
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