Tool of the day
07-10-2012, 03:17 PM
#1921
Bracing for Fallacies
Joined APC: Jul 2007
Position: In favor of good things, not in favor of bad things
Posts: 3,543
Originally Posted by Boomer
One less FA? That's just airline management trying to avoid the great flight attendant shortage. It's just a year away you know...
07-10-2012, 04:23 PM
#1922
Banned
Joined APC: Mar 2009
Posts: 562
Originally Posted by sandlapper223
You should have given her the thousand-yard stare and then declared, "I'm wearing new socks".
This may have been more appropriate!
07-10-2012, 05:04 PM
#1923
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,912
Originally Posted by TBucket
I love these. My favorite is when they nudge you, point up front, and say "Hey, shouldn't you be sitting up there?"
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07-10-2012, 07:34 PM
#1924
Eats shoots and leaves...
Joined APC: Apr 2007
Position: Didactic Synthetic Aviation Experience Provider
Posts: 849
Originally Posted by sandlapper223
You should have given her the thousand-yard stare and then declared, "I'm wearing new socks".
Originally Posted by samballs
I have tears running down my face from laughing so hard at these! I can only hope to someday have occasion to use one of these in such a situation.
Thank you gentlemen, well played!
07-10-2012, 07:52 PM
#1925
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2008
Position: A-320 Capt
Posts: 270
Originally Posted by pipe
The answer to that question is 757/767. There, wasn't that easy?
PIPE
PIPE
TW
07-10-2012, 08:06 PM
#1926
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2008
Position: A-320 Capt
Posts: 270
Waiting for a hotel van and two guys from Delta also waiting. I asked where they're from, and one kind of gives me the hairy eyeball and says "Delta".
PS I have a lot of Delta buds who thought that guy was a tool too.
TW
PS I have a lot of Delta buds who thought that guy was a tool too.
TW
07-10-2012, 08:31 PM
#1927
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,912
Originally Posted by throttleweenie
Waiting for a hotel van and two guys from Delta also waiting. I asked where they're from, and one kind of gives me the hairy eyeball and says "Delta".
PS I have a lot of Delta buds who thought that guy was a tool too.
TW
PS I have a lot of Delta buds who thought that guy was a tool too.
TW
07-10-2012, 09:07 PM
#1928
Da Hudge
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Originally Posted by captjns
You should have asked him which is the closest galaxy to his planet Delta is located.
He might have met a celebrity from Swamp People!
07-10-2012, 09:27 PM
#1929
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Apr 2010
Posts: 453
Originally Posted by orvil
Sometimes it's easier to tell them you work for the IRS.
Passenger: "Are you a Pilot?"
Me: "No, I sell Bibles for a living"
Passenger: "Oh"
Me: "Wanna buy a Bible?"
Passenger: "Ummmm.....no"
Me: "OK"
/End conversation
Works great everytime, all the time
07-11-2012, 04:37 AM
#1930
Weekend and Holiday Pilot
Joined APC: Jan 2007
Position: Sippin' at the Troubadour
Posts: 1,141
This may not qualify for "tool" status but it bugs the sh$t outta me: The jumpseater who comes down before boarding then proceeds to stand over us while playing 20 questions while we preflight, load fms, run checklists etc... Just ask for a ride then get out of the way. Why is this hard?
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