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#1882
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Joined APC: May 2005
Position: B777/CA retired
Posts: 1,481
#1884
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Joined APC: Aug 2008
Posts: 503
How about: Pilots who read the ATIS verbatim.
"10sm visibility"
Pax - "it's 10 miles only/ exactly?"
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( for you domestic folks...)
"temperature 15 degrees celsius.......um.....oh....uhhhm.....oh.....that's 59 degrees fahrenheit"
Pax -"celsius? Isn't that a drug I need to see a doctor about when it lasts for more than 4 hours?"
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"broken clouds at 3,000"
Pax - "I think the pilot just said there's something broken"
How about "mostly cloudy".
"10sm visibility"
Pax - "it's 10 miles only/ exactly?"
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( for you domestic folks...)
"temperature 15 degrees celsius.......um.....oh....uhhhm.....oh.....that's 59 degrees fahrenheit"
Pax -"celsius? Isn't that a drug I need to see a doctor about when it lasts for more than 4 hours?"
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"broken clouds at 3,000"
Pax - "I think the pilot just said there's something broken"
How about "mostly cloudy".
#1885
How about: Pilots who read the ATIS verbatim.
"10sm visibility"
Pax - "it's 10 miles only/ exactly?"
-----
( for you domestic folks...)
"temperature 15 degrees celsius.......um.....oh....uhhhm.....oh.....that's 59 degrees fahrenheit"
Pax -"celsius? Isn't that a drug I need to see a doctor about when it lasts for more than 4 hours?"
-------
"broken clouds at 3,000"
Pax - "I think the pilot just said there's something broken"
How about "mostly cloudy".
"10sm visibility"
Pax - "it's 10 miles only/ exactly?"
-----
( for you domestic folks...)
"temperature 15 degrees celsius.......um.....oh....uhhhm.....oh.....that's 59 degrees fahrenheit"
Pax -"celsius? Isn't that a drug I need to see a doctor about when it lasts for more than 4 hours?"
-------
"broken clouds at 3,000"
Pax - "I think the pilot just said there's something broken"
How about "mostly cloudy".
TOTD to the captain who gave the pax a two minute lecture on wake turbulence while we waited to depart behind a 757.
#1886
The southwest crew in CHS today who were not paying attention, missed their hold short instruction, and then railed on the controller for "talking too fast" (she wasn't)... Congratulations, you are the TOTD!
#1887
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Joined APC: May 2011
Position: CJ4 manager/pilot
Posts: 948
No, I just wear this while traveling to screw with the smurfs.
#1888
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Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: B757/767
Posts: 13,088
A SWA crew scolding someone for doing something too fast? Oh that's ironic. Lol.
#1890
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Joined APC: Apr 2010
Posts: 453
The passenger who's bag didn't fit in the overhead who quickly said "Ya know, THEY put you on these small planes....."
FA chimed in: "Who is THEY? Did someone else buy your ticket or did you?"
Lady, now completely confused: "I bought it"
FA: "So what are you complaining about? Why do you chose to fly on a small plane?"
Lady, in a sheepish voice: "It was the cheapest ticket"
Bullseye
FA chimed in: "Who is THEY? Did someone else buy your ticket or did you?"
Lady, now completely confused: "I bought it"
FA: "So what are you complaining about? Why do you chose to fly on a small plane?"
Lady, in a sheepish voice: "It was the cheapest ticket"
Bullseye
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