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#1892
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,462

If jumping OAL of course you should always say hi and ASK for a ride.
#1893

Today on my DH flight...
The pilot does his spiel on the PA with arrival time and blah blah. I was listening to music with headphones and reading a book. A pax next to me taps me on my shoulder and asks me "what time did he say we are going to arrive?"
The pilot does his spiel on the PA with arrival time and blah blah. I was listening to music with headphones and reading a book. A pax next to me taps me on my shoulder and asks me "what time did he say we are going to arrive?"
#1894

The UAL pilot who jumpseated on my flight, didn't check in with me, my f/o, or my f/a, and I didn't know he was on there until after we deplaned at the destination.
#1897
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Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,773

My next door nighbor is a mid 50's ish house wife who tells me she is deathly afraid of flying...and then I see her driving her Surburban around town at 50mph in a school zone, texting!!
When she asked, "Aren't you afraid of flying now, with all these terrorists trying to blow up airpalnes..." etc. I told her, "No, I'm afraid of driving, surrounded by a bunch of women who are texting!"
When she asked, "Aren't you afraid of flying now, with all these terrorists trying to blow up airpalnes..." etc. I told her, "No, I'm afraid of driving, surrounded by a bunch of women who are texting!"

#1898
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,773

Had a dumb a$$ Jungle Jet Ace of the Base (and Ace is spelled with two S's) type stop me while deplaning the other day in RDU. I always travel in my monkey suit... Easier passing through security overseas.
After the first sentence out of Junior's mouth, I presented, for his purusal, assuming at least ELP 4 proficient, both my boarding pass, and e-ticket receipt indicating full fair... not even ZED

To which I told him perhaps it is he who should be thanking me for making his paycheck possible

After a half way round the world flight to get home, I'm not very sociable. but I do thank the crew for a good ride when I get off the jet.
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