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#2022
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Anybody that says tree, fower, fife, niner, or checks on with altitude, heading, mach#, IAS, and next fix. I gave the FO all the rest of the legs so I wouldn't have to hear it for the rest of the trip. Sick leave bidding will take care of any future trips with this TOTD.
And I never wana hear "You-Noyted" again either.![Roll Eyes (Sarcastic)](https://www.airlinepilotforums.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif)
And I never wana hear "You-Noyted" again either.
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Check on should be altitude only unless otherwise requested....
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I got my loud-neighbor payback by setting the alarm clock to get loud 5 minutes after I left my room for checkout at 5 AM. Then I leaned it up against the adjoining wall and leaned the bible up against the clock it give it some balls.
Then, right about the time the alarm went on, I called him on the house phone to give him his wake-up call. When he shot back that he didn't wand a wake-up call, I told him I didn't want one last night, either.
We agreed to disagree, as in I agreed and he didn't.
Beyaatch
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Then, right about the time the alarm went on, I called him on the house phone to give him his wake-up call. When he shot back that he didn't wand a wake-up call, I told him I didn't want one last night, either.
We agreed to disagree, as in I agreed and he didn't.
Beyaatch
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#2025
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I got my loud-neighbor payback by setting the alarm clock to get loud 5 minutes after I left my room for checkout at 5 AM. Then I leaned it up against the adjoining wall and leaned the bible up against the clock it give it some balls.
Then, right about the time the alarm went on, I called him on the house phone to give him his wake-up call. When he shot back that he didn't wand a wake-up call, I told him I didn't want one last night, either.
We agreed to disagree, as in I agreed and he didn't.
Beyaatch
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Then, right about the time the alarm went on, I called him on the house phone to give him his wake-up call. When he shot back that he didn't wand a wake-up call, I told him I didn't want one last night, either.
We agreed to disagree, as in I agreed and he didn't.
Beyaatch
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#2026
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You've obviously never flown around the third world or non-radar in places where radios, english and tap water are all suspect. Enjoy the Sioux Falls overnight.
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#2029
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Those are for moving people long distances (like 747 wingspan distances)when they're in a hurry. If they installed them for people to stop and rest, there would be chairs on them. Like the cripple carts.
Stopping on a moving walkway for 30 seconds will cost your journey the same amount of time as stopping in the middle of the hallway for 30 seconds; difference being that people can go around you if you stop in the middle of the hallway.
Those are for moving people long distances (like 747 wingspan distances)when they're in a hurry. If they installed them for people to stop and rest, there would be chairs on them. Like the cripple carts.
Stopping on a moving walkway for 30 seconds will cost your journey the same amount of time as stopping in the middle of the hallway for 30 seconds; difference being that people can go around you if you stop in the middle of the hallway.
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