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Old 05-22-2012, 01:29 PM
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Sir sir sir please do not mention Italian and English soccer in the same breath. They Aitalians should stick to being inappropriate with hot underage Morrocan stripers.
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Italian Primeministers
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Old 05-22-2012, 01:34 PM
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Thanks, I'm guessing my sarcasm wasn't picked up. I'm more of a fan of Juventus than Chelsea myself.
Got it now...
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:15 PM
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It's ok the biggest sport, based on spectators, in the U.S. is Nascar! God Bless America.
Soccer isn't really a sport, its more of a recreational activity that helps build basic motor skills to prepare kids to one day play sports.
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:32 PM
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Back on track to TOTD-

The FA who, after a 10 hour duty, 5 legs, 2 maintenance delays, 1 ground stop, lots of holding and almost diverting, decides to ask the van driver if "we" have time to go by McDonalds...

...dude you've been here longer than I have and you know how to pack food (I see your cooler/lunchbox)...

...we had time to get food before the last leg (I got food then while you just sat on your a$$)...

...If you crave McD's you can wait until after the rest of us get dropped off..
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Old 05-22-2012, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by KIGONYE View Post
They Aitalians should stick to being inappropriate with hot underage Morrocan stripers.
Pics or it never happened. Please.
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Old 05-23-2012, 05:01 AM
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Oman Air and Aviation Work Force, of the UAE, requiring $4,000 fee to be paid by pilots desiring employment with Oman Air.
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:29 AM
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the electrical engineer at jax center who crashed the place Mon night when switch from generator power back to the main power and lost all power, the computers still are not working right.
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:40 AM
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My wife and daughter (lap child) were going to get the last open seat on a flight home. At the last min a pilot walks up and requests the jumpseat.

As the gate agent is listing him he changes his mind and asks if there are any open seats in the back. The agent says that there is one but she is trying to get more people on. He decides that he doesn't want to sit in the jumpseat and wants the seat in the back, bumping my wife and kid.

You sir are a ...
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Old 05-23-2012, 07:41 AM
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Oman Air and Aviation Work Force, of the UAE, requiring $4,000 fee to be paid by pilots desiring employment with Oman Air.


Don't know if Oman Air is the tool, but, I do know that anyone who pays them is.
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