Originally Posted by LoneStarM1A (Post 1401810)

GoJet captain with huge neon pink sunglasses propped up on top of his head at gate B18 in ORD at 1745 local time on May 1st 2013. He was bragging to everyone in the jetway about how cool his sunglasses were and how jealous we must all be of them. Then he yelled at some passengers for standing in the wrong spot while waiting for their gate checks.

Tool.

Originally Posted by Timbo (Post 1401406)

I save the personality until we are above 10,000', then I open with, "You guys screwed me in the merger!".

Always a great ice breaker.

Originally Posted by TurboDVR42 (Post 1401843)

Thats funny, because i think i saw his republic airways brother jump seating last week. He had his sunglasses right next to his epaulets. Some how he ended up sitting behind me, I could not help but overhear his conversation to the FA how "I can be a CA on the Q400, but who wants to fly props?"

Originally Posted by captjns (Post 1401992)

A true legned in his own mind, leading the trailing the ledge of technolgy.

Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 1403158)

Guys who say they are "laid back" and then proceed to micromanage the entire flight.

Originally Posted by YLpilot (Post 1401176)

The DL MD88 CA who denied my buddy the jumpseat. The guy asked for his cert and medical along with his badge (he was in uniform) and my buddy said jokingly "You want to see my motorcycle license too?" Reply: "Son if you are going to be a smarta** you can find another ride." The FO did the whole mime a gun in his mouth schtick after this exchange. That's going to be a loooong 4 day.