Tool of the day
02-19-2014, 09:17 PM
#4862
Da Hudge
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Originally Posted by f10a
Look at this tools email address! Seriously, why do dbag pilots all have stupid email addresses that start off "captain747xxx" or similar? Are they so narcissistic they need to be reminded all the time?
02-19-2014, 09:19 PM
#4863
Runs with scissors
Joined APC: Dec 2009
Position: Going to hell in a bucket, but enjoying the ride .
Posts: 7,724
Originally Posted by f10a
Look at this tools email address! Seriously, why do dbag pilots all have stupid email addresses that start off "captain747xxx" or similar? Are they so narcissistic they need to be reminded all the time?
He probably wears his unifom to bed too!
But...Where's his HAT?!
Everyone knows you're not a real Captain without the Hat!
02-19-2014, 11:02 PM
#4864
Da Hudge
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Originally Posted by Timbo
Apparantly, the answer is, Yes!
He probably wears his unifom to bed too!
But...Where's his HAT?!
Everyone knows you're not a real Captain without the Hat!
He probably wears his unifom to bed too!
But...Where's his HAT?!
Everyone knows you're not a real Captain without the Hat!
(the absolute most gigantic tool I've flown with at DL was a guy that "hasn't worn his hat since 1997")
02-20-2014, 02:35 AM
#4865
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: B-737NG preferably in first class with a glass of champagne and caviar
Posts: 5,912
Where does one begin dissecting that?
He retired and wears his uniform.
He was a part time check airman for Amerijet and Planet Airways. He would where his EAL uniform around with all the regalia, even if he weren't flying. His uniform was fraying at the cuffs, the scrambled eggs on the hat were descrambling. It was a disgrace to the Pre 3/89 chaps, and to the profession. Worst of all he would take every opportunity to through anyone under the bus he could.
A. J..... Tool of the 20th, and probably the 21st Century, an a true piece of cr@p!
Last edited by captjns; 02-20-2014 at 02:47 AM.
02-20-2014, 04:32 AM
#4867
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2008
Posts: 19,273
Originally Posted by forgot to bid
What did that CAL super scab Debbie McCoy once say, "don't blame me for my unfortunate hire date"?
02-20-2014, 04:48 AM
#4868
veut gagner à la loterie
Joined APC: Apr 2008
Position: Light Chop
Posts: 23,286
I remember when I was at Coex and staying at the Blocked Inn there was a super scab 777 Captain and a young one at that. There were Captains there who had striked and stayed out to the bitter end so they weren't exactly happy with that guy being there. In fact I came back after a trip once to find all of my stuff thrown in the floor, they had mistaken my stuff for his. Those guys apologized when they figured out it was friendly fire.
But the best was when a new hire Coex FO who didn't know much of anything on CAL history got to talking to the 777 Captain in a full living room and was so impressed about how relatively young this 777 Captain was and said "WOW, you are so young, what year were you hired?"
He actually didn't answer in the now quiet room.
But the best was when a new hire Coex FO who didn't know much of anything on CAL history got to talking to the 777 Captain in a full living room and was so impressed about how relatively young this 777 Captain was and said "WOW, you are so young, what year were you hired?"
He actually didn't answer in the now quiet room.
02-20-2014, 05:18 AM
#4869
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: Captain Jack
Posts: 1,003
Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp
Holy moley... Tool of the year already in February! I cringed the entire way through that video!
I have to agree with 80...there is no way to beat this guy for Tool of the Year! ***!?
02-20-2014, 06:17 AM
#4870
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Oct 2010
Position: SF34 FO
Posts: 117
Originally Posted by Imapilot2
I have to agree with 80...there is no way to beat this guy for Tool of the Year! ***!?
Never have I felt a class was so worthless...and I've had my share of mandatory underwater basket weaving classes.
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