Tool of the day
01-12-2014, 02:21 PM
#4762
New Hire
Joined APC: May 2010
Posts: 9
Originally Posted by cactusmike
Used to fly with a guy who would tell chicks he was a gynecologist. I would tell them I was a forest ranger. One night we are out in a bar in MSP and this guy hears us talking and tells us that he was, in fact a box doctor but he would say he was a pilot. They exchanged cards.
On a ELP layover the whole crew was having beverages in the bar at happy hour. Some guys came up and asked us what we were doing in ELP. We told them we were engineers getting ready to build a subway around ELP. They believed it and were very enthusiastic about the idea. Of course, looking back on it, they may have been thinking we were building it for the import market.
On a ELP layover the whole crew was having beverages in the bar at happy hour. Some guys came up and asked us what we were doing in ELP. We told them we were engineers getting ready to build a subway around ELP. They believed it and were very enthusiastic about the idea. Of course, looking back on it, they may have been thinking we were building it for the import market.
01-12-2014, 04:14 PM
#4763
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Aug 2007
Posts: 328
Tool of the day "honorable mention"....
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door).
To the Receptionists:
We spend 16 hours a day within 3 feet of each other.
Really, it's really, really okay if we're on different floors.
Really. It's okay.
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door).
To the Receptionists:
We spend 16 hours a day within 3 feet of each other.
Really, it's really, really okay if we're on different floors.
Really. It's okay.
01-12-2014, 04:27 PM
#4764
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Nov 2009
Position: JFK A-330 A
Posts: 277
Originally Posted by Sink r8
Another DAL-centric nomination, NE division thereof:
The person that purchased the black chairs in the JFK lounge,
and,
The person that's failing to rectify the first tool's mistake.
Over.
The person that purchased the black chairs in the JFK lounge,
and,
The person that's failing to rectify the first tool's mistake.
Over.
YOU<--- ARE CORRECT, SIR!!!
(The chairs mentioned are built for children or veery short people.)
01-12-2014, 05:17 PM
#4766
Banned
Joined APC: Nov 2013
Position: 7th green
Posts: 4,378
Originally Posted by ImTumbleweed
Tool of the day "honorable mention"....
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door)..
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door)..
01-12-2014, 05:27 PM
#4767
Da Hudge
Joined APC: Oct 2006
Position: Poodle Whisperer
Posts: 17,473
Originally Posted by ImTumbleweed
Tool of the day "honorable mention"....
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door).
To the Receptionists:
We spend 16 hours a day within 3 feet of each other.
Really, it's really, really okay if we're on different floors.
Really. It's okay.
Hotel receptionists who insist on putting the CA and FO in rooms right next to each other (bonus points if the rooms are adjoined only by a paper thin "suite" door).
To the Receptionists:
We spend 16 hours a day within 3 feet of each other.
Really, it's really, really okay if we're on different floors.
Really. It's okay.
01-12-2014, 05:40 PM
#4768
Junior Senior
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Whiskey Papa
Posts: 2,850
Most of our hotels put us in the same area. Much better than non-crew members who have different schedules than us and who can be very noisy and inconsiderate, either by themselves or with their rugrats....
01-12-2014, 05:54 PM
#4769
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: East coast
Posts: 380
I love when they put me in a room with conjoined doors right next to a F/A. I get to listen to them chat away on skype until the wee hours of the morning, hack up a lung from all the cigs, or wake up to their Beyonce ringtone a half hour before my alarm so they can take their hour to get ready.
01-12-2014, 05:57 PM
#4770
Junior Senior
Joined APC: Feb 2012
Position: Whiskey Papa
Posts: 2,850
Originally Posted by Ramprat
I love when they put me in a room with conjoined doors right next to a F/A. I get to listen to them chat away on skype until the wee hours of the morning, hack up a lung from all the cigs, or wake up to their Beyonce ringtone a half hour before my alarm so they can take their hour to get ready.
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