Tool of the day
01-08-2014, 06:22 AM
#4741
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This one is probably way too Delta-specific: the guy at Allied Airbus that decides which vans are still road-worthy (all of them), and which need passable steering, shock-absorbers, and seatbelts (none of them).
They should at least give you an epidural kit, and a barf-bag when they pick you up...
They should at least give you an epidural kit, and a barf-bag when they pick you up...
01-08-2014, 09:24 AM
#4743
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Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,522
Originally Posted by Dirtdiver
Not always FAs. 1 hour+ to push, 40 degrees F outside, sun shining on him so he's a little warm. Cranks the APU. I shut it down, told him to crack his window.
So we're running $400+/hr coffee machines one day and the next day sweating out the cabin trying to wait til 5 prior. Its one of the few areas the $#!+ hot pilot cadre in this country could improve on.
01-08-2014, 04:12 PM
#4744
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Joined APC: Jul 2009
Position: Seat: Vegan friendly faux leather
Posts: 987
Originally Posted by Red Forman
The only person that is impressed with you being a pilot is the hot girls boyfriend.
TOTD: Any of the amorous airmen and line boys who try to hit on Mrs. Cardiomd in the FBO lounge. On numerous occasion I have had to chase away pilots who are trying to chat her up in a not subtle way while ignoring me. She looks much younger than she is, but seriously, sometimes she is old enough to be some of these guys' mother. She also has a big ring on her finger.
You would think that some of these dudes have never seen an actual woman before.I now carry a rolled-up Trade-A-Plane to swat any pilot who gets too close and thinks he has a chance.
01-08-2014, 04:32 PM
#4745
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Joined APC: Sep 2008
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Originally Posted by cardiomd
Exactly. Which brings me to:
TOTD: Any of the amorous airmen and line boys who try to hit on Mrs. Cardiomd in the FBO lounge. On numerous occasion I have had to chase away pilots who are trying to chat her up in a not subtle way while ignoring me. She looks much younger than she is, but seriously, sometimes she is old enough to be some of these guys' mother. She also has a big ring on her finger. You would think that some of these dudes have never seen an actual woman before.
I now carry a rolled-up Trade-A-Plane to swat any pilot who gets too close and thinks he has a chance.
TOTD: Any of the amorous airmen and line boys who try to hit on Mrs. Cardiomd in the FBO lounge. On numerous occasion I have had to chase away pilots who are trying to chat her up in a not subtle way while ignoring me. She looks much younger than she is, but seriously, sometimes she is old enough to be some of these guys' mother. She also has a big ring on her finger.
You would think that some of these dudes have never seen an actual woman before.I now carry a rolled-up Trade-A-Plane to swat any pilot who gets too close and thinks he has a chance.
DennyCrane!
01-08-2014, 05:08 PM
#4747
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Joined APC: Nov 2013
Posts: 962
Originally Posted by cardiomd
Exactly. Which brings me to:
TOTD: Any of the amorous airmen and line boys who try to hit on Mrs. Cardiomd in the FBO lounge. On numerous occasion I have had to chase away pilots who are trying to chat her up in a not subtle way while ignoring me. She looks much younger than she is, but seriously, sometimes she is old enough to be some of these guys' mother. She also has a big ring on her finger. You would think that some of these dudes have never seen an actual woman before.
I now carry a rolled-up Trade-A-Plane to swat any pilot who gets too close and thinks he has a chance.
TOTD: Any of the amorous airmen and line boys who try to hit on Mrs. Cardiomd in the FBO lounge. On numerous occasion I have had to chase away pilots who are trying to chat her up in a not subtle way while ignoring me. She looks much younger than she is, but seriously, sometimes she is old enough to be some of these guys' mother. She also has a big ring on her finger.
You would think that some of these dudes have never seen an actual woman before.I now carry a rolled-up Trade-A-Plane to swat any pilot who gets too close and thinks he has a chance.
01-08-2014, 05:15 PM
#4748
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Joined APC: May 2006
Posts: 2,889
TOD: An MD hanging around an airline pilot board trying to impress us with how hot his wife is.
'Scuse me while i dash over to the medical boards to post a few pictures of my wife.....
Wouldn't you rather be chatting on the Bonanza boards or updating your foreflight subscription?
'Scuse me while i dash over to the medical boards to post a few pictures of my wife.....
Wouldn't you rather be chatting on the Bonanza boards or updating your foreflight subscription?
01-08-2014, 05:21 PM
#4749
Straight QOL, homie
Joined APC: Feb 2012
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Posts: 4,202
Imagine what's going on when you're not there with your rolled up trade-a-plane.
For my planning purposes, which FBO can she be found in?
For my planning purposes, which FBO can she be found in?
Last edited by Purple Drank; 01-08-2014 at 05:48 PM.
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