Tool of the day
behaving badly again!! 
I like it!
05-30-2014, 10:11 AM
#5365
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Feb 2006
Position: Seat 0B
Posts: 2,300
TOTD to whichever guy farted on my commute in to work the other day. I got the last seat in the back (a middle seat), and just prior to engine start (packs off) one these dudes lets a SBD (silent bet deadly) rip. Gasping for air, I turned the over head air nozzle to the full open position, hoping some, any amount of air would blow out and relieve me of my suffering. It was of no avail, I squirmed in agony, eyes watering, nostrils burning, heart pounding, skin perspiring, I began to take short breaths until the end of the engine start sequence allowing the joy of recirculating air to flow once again.
The End.
The End.
05-30-2014, 10:18 AM
#5366
Banned
Joined APC: Nov 2013
Posts: 962
The woman that sat next to me on my nonrev back from fayetteville. She said if we were both big like me we would be in trouble no offense. I said dont worry about it you are ugly. She said whats wrong with you in my generation people respected their elders. And i replied.....no offense....
05-30-2014, 11:21 AM
#5368
Banned
Joined APC: Jan 2008
Position: A-320
Posts: 784
Originally Posted by ClarenceOver
The woman that sat next to me on my nonrev back from fayetteville. She said if we were both big like me we would be in trouble no offense. I said dont worry about it you are ugly. She said whats wrong with you in my generation people respected their elders. And i replied.....no offense....
05-30-2014, 12:21 PM
#5369
Banned
Joined APC: Nov 2013
Posts: 962
Originally Posted by ovrtake92
Not sure if youre new to the biz or not but I wouldnt make it a habit of getting into in with paying passengers. Best to represent us all with class and grace, even if they are tools. If I got into it with every tool I encountered it would be a long day of commuting. Just a thought...carry on
05-30-2014, 12:29 PM
#5370
No longer cares
Joined APC: Mar 2008
Position: 767er Captain
Posts: 12,109
Originally Posted by ClarenceOver
The woman that sat next to me on my nonrev back from fayetteville. She said if we were both big like me we would be in trouble no offense. I said dont worry about it you are ugly. She said whats wrong with you in my generation people respected their elders. And i replied.....no offense....
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