Tool of the day
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#5365
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TOTD to whichever guy farted on my commute in to work the other day. I got the last seat in the back (a middle seat), and just prior to engine start (packs off) one these dudes lets a SBD (silent bet deadly) rip. Gasping for air, I turned the over head air nozzle to the full open position, hoping some, any amount of air would blow out and relieve me of my suffering. It was of no avail, I squirmed in agony, eyes watering, nostrils burning, heart pounding, skin perspiring, I began to take short breaths until the end of the engine start sequence allowing the joy of recirculating air to flow once again.
The End.
The End.
#5366
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The woman that sat next to me on my nonrev back from fayetteville. She said if we were both big like me we would be in trouble no offense. I said dont worry about it you are ugly. She said whats wrong with you in my generation people respected their elders. And i replied.....no offense....
#5368
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The woman that sat next to me on my nonrev back from fayetteville. She said if we were both big like me we would be in trouble no offense. I said dont worry about it you are ugly. She said whats wrong with you in my generation people respected their elders. And i replied.....no offense....
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Not sure if youre new to the biz or not but I wouldnt make it a habit of getting into in with paying passengers. Best to represent us all with class and grace, even if they are tools. If I got into it with every tool I encountered it would be a long day of commuting. Just a thought...carry on
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#5370
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The woman that sat next to me on my nonrev back from fayetteville. She said if we were both big like me we would be in trouble no offense. I said dont worry about it you are ugly. She said whats wrong with you in my generation people respected their elders. And i replied.....no offense....
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