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#5321
Had a passenger cut me off trying to get in the airplane the other day. I was coming back into the jetway after a preflight, and this guy literally leaps in front of me so he can be through the aircraft door first. I just had to shake my head sadly. The passenger behind me said rather loudly, "I guess he thinks he can get to XXX first without you." All the other passengers started laughing and I could see the leaper's ears turning red, but he just continuted to bull his way onto the plane.
#5322
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Joined APC: Jul 2013
Position: Shore leave
Posts: 23
#5323
That same passenger used the back of your chair to help get his lard ass out of his seat and launched your head every time.
#5324
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jun 2007
Position: East coast
Posts: 380
That's why you stick your arm across the aisle and block them.
#5326
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jul 2009
Position: Downwind, headed straight for the rocks, shanghaied aboard the ship of fools.
Posts: 1,128
You think pax really care what is freezing point is and what its made of? They dont even listen the the flight attendants safety brief
Maybe your mistaken, I understand tht during the pax announcement you will state you will get deiced to remove ice. But to physically go into the description of what its chemical compound is, cmon!
Maybe your mistaken, I understand tht during the pax announcement you will state you will get deiced to remove ice. But to physically go into the description of what its chemical compound is, cmon!
#5328
Line Holder
Joined APC: Feb 2014
Posts: 75
I've always loved 'We like to be the first to welcome you to whatever city'...I'm thinking, wait, you were on the same tube as me. How can you be welcoming me?
#5329
#5330
Gets Weekends Off
Joined APC: Jul 2010
Position: window seat
Posts: 12,522
Its way better to just make up where you're based anyway. Sheboygan, WI is always a crowd pleaser, as is Ashtabula, Ohio and Loganville, Georgia.
But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.
But I never use Kalamazoo. That's the universal safe word.
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