Hope we wiped that brown spot off his nose before leaving the bar.

The only pilots I know that GoPro their flights are those that rarely fly. Otherwise why would you sit and watch a flight... instead of flying?

Today's tool nomination is Michael Phelps.

Michael Phelps receives suspended sentence in drunk driving case

Partly for looking like Clark Kent but mostly for driving drunk 84 mph in a 45 zone and "crossing double lines".

If he's not taking the fat one he's not really trying.

Yep, the fat one matters!

The captain I fly with who tells the line guys that we need 100 gallons of "go-juice"...

Mmmmh, maybe, but I think your tool-meter might need to be re-calibrated a little. It's too sensitive.

I see your concern, that could be misconstrued and you get 100 gals of blue juice.

Or maybe that's what the CA meant to subtly let his gear slinger know he didn't appreciate what happened to the lav!:D

Haha good thought but we don't have a lav on-board. A single reference to go-juice would be cool with me HOWEVER when we need to take on "go-juice" at every stop the tool-dar's beeping definitely cannot be ignored.

That was a cargo shipment for the San Diego Zoo. Their elephants were constipated. :D