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The woman who sat next to me on a recent DH. I was already seated at the window (my assigned seat) in a row of 2.
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped. At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??" "Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue.... |
Originally Posted by Jughead135
(Post 1897974)
The woman who sat next to me on a recent DH. I was already seated at the window (my assigned seat) in a row of 2.
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped. At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??" "Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue.... |
Originally Posted by Jughead135
(Post 1897974)
The woman who sat next to me on a recent DH. I was already seated at the window (my assigned seat) in a row of 2.
She sits down and tells me she wants to switch seats with me. Not asks; tells. Well, I didn't really care which seat I was in, it was a short flight, and being in uniform and telling her what I thought of her approach seemed like an ultimately losing proposition for me--so, I swapped. At arrival gate, and all the rushers immediately leap to their feet the second the seat belt light goes off. I stay put, partly because I know no one's going anywhere for a few minutes, and partly because there's literally nowhere for me to stand. About two minutes into this, my lovely seat partner demands, "Well, are you going to let me up??" "Madam, it will be my pleasure to get away from here the very moment I have room to stand up" was my only reply, spoken through a slightly bitten tongue.... |
To the butt munch that skipped me and 3 people in the urinal line today in STL. My bladder was bangin too..
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Originally Posted by LAairplaneguy
(Post 1900098)
To the butt munch that skipped me and 3 people in the urinal line today in STL. My bladder was bangin too..
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To the chic who thought to herself "yeah, I'm sure the next guy to use the toilet will enjoy getting my period blood on his fingers when he lifts the seat". That was awesome.
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Who lifts the seat with their hands? Feet only for this dude.
Originally Posted by MikeF16
(Post 1900331)
To the chic who thought to herself "yeah, I'm sure the next guy to use the toilet will enjoy getting my period blood on his fingers when he lifts the seat". That was awesome.
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Originally Posted by MikeF16
(Post 1900331)
To the chic who thought to herself "yeah, I'm sure the next guy to use the toilet will enjoy getting my period blood on his fingers when he lifts the seat". That was awesome.
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Originally Posted by MikeF16
(Post 1900331)
To the chic who thought to herself "yeah, I'm sure the next guy to use the toilet will enjoy getting my period blood on his fingers when he lifts the seat". That was awesome.
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Females are bigger pigs than men. Yeah, I said it. :eek:
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