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Old 12-16-2015, 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by CheapTrick View Post
To the pilot in the lobby this morning who kept staring at me and didn't zip his fly, you were showing your tool. That was a long van ride. Merry Christmas.
You sure you werent standing in front of mirror?
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Old 12-16-2015, 11:15 AM
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You could have given him a heads up. Help a brother out.

If my fly is ever down, someone please tell me.
XYZPDQ over and out
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Old 12-16-2015, 11:21 AM
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Originally Posted by PotatoChip View Post
The Delta captain who refused to make eye contact with me in the hotel lobby this morning, then when boarding the shuttle completely ignored my, "Good morning." Not even a glance at me. Then just the two of us, in uniform, in silence for a 25 minute van ride. You sir, are a tool. Merry Christmas.
Originally Posted by CheapTrick View Post
To the pilot in the lobby this morning who kept staring at me and didn't zip his fly, you were showing your tool. That was a long van ride. Merry Christmas.
I think you two may have met this morning.
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Old 12-16-2015, 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
I think you two may have met this morning.
Bwahahahahaha!
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Old 12-16-2015, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by 80ktsClamp View Post
I think you two may have met this morning.
I thought that was obvious. The Merry Christmas at the end was the give-away. Maybe a smiley would have helped?
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Old 12-16-2015, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by CheapTrick View Post
I thought that was obvious. The Merry Christmas at the end was the give-away. Maybe a smiley would have helped?
Yeah, you can lead a horse to water....
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Old 12-16-2015, 01:22 PM
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Ya can't be subtle with this crowd. It's all bicycle horns and seltzer water.
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Old 12-16-2015, 01:25 PM
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Personally, I thought it was well played!
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Old 12-16-2015, 02:58 PM
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Originally Posted by badflaps View Post
Somebody too lazy for self abuse......
my favorite quote so far!!
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Old 12-16-2015, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by NoDeskJob View Post
You could have given him a heads up. Help a brother out.

If my fly is ever down, someone please tell me.
Did that once going thru security. Thankfully a lady agent told me.
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