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Counting twelve blades before ignition switch "on", and then watching the oil coming out of the exhaust hit the leading edge and just go streaming backwards...
Been there. Damn, those were fun times.;)

cardiomd

01-20-2016 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeF16 (Post 2049404)

Looks like he got an upgrade to economy comfort. Good to see the turkey in a better seat than I usually get when I deadhead.

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Originally Posted by Crazy Canuck (Post 2049511)

If you need a turkey to keep you emotionally stable you should probably just kill yourself.

Sorry.

Or kill the turkey and have a nice dinner with a glass of wine. Mmmm.

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Originally Posted by ShyGuy (Post 2049812)

I thought that was mandatory. How else can you do a CAT I approach?

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Originally Posted by Used2BeFlyer (Post 2051354)

He may be suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

And this is why I keep coming back. :D

Flying Boxes

01-20-2016 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cardiomd (Post 2051576)

The really funny thing is how the turkey and the guy behind him have the exact same facial expression, hair color, and color scheme. Long lost brothers?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/.../01/turkey.jpg

Or kill the turkey and have a nice dinner with a glass of wine. Mmmm.

And this is why I keep coming back. :D

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DeadHead

01-20-2016 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Used2BeFlyer (Post 2051354)

He may be suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

That's good stuff right there! :D

captjns

01-20-2016 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Imapilot2 (Post 2051387)

Wholly crap gramps. I suggest you go take your geritol and have a nap before you go to bed for the night. You need to keep your strength up:D

Heck no! I multi-task. Get on the jet out a ten... cabin crew released, lights off nap time. After all why should I sleep on my own time?:D

Packrat

01-20-2016 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by captjns (Post 2051677)

Heck no! I multi-task. Get on the jet out a ten... cabin crew released, lights off nap time. After all why should I sleep on my own time?:D

Exactly. Especially if your jet has a nice crew bunk room like mine does. :D

badflaps

01-20-2016 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Used2BeFlyer (Post 2051354)

He may be suffering from Irritable Vowel Syndrome.

If it is the same flight as the help-turkey, wouldn't he be suffering Irritable Fowl Syndrome?

PotatoChip

01-20-2016 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by badflaps (Post 2051698)

If it is the same flight as the help-turkey, wouldn't he be suffering Irritable Fowl Syndrome?

Last week we flew into some icing and had a master caution...
ENG ANTI-ICE 3

Irritable Cowl Syndrome?

qball

01-20-2016 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Waldorf (Post 2051492)

So are you Wilbur or Orville?

I'm Orville....he's Wilbur.

flyingberk

01-22-2016 11:35 AM

How about yet another jackhole gate agent who closes the door early, leaving myself and two paying pax behind, because he "can't take the delay." The plane sat there for another 15 minutes and STILL blocked out a few minutes early. The gate agent did this even knowing that the next flight was already canceled and the entire rest of the day was overbooked.

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