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HSLD 04-30-2012 04:28 PM


Etiquet question: when disconnecting the autopilot is it okay to say "hold my beer, watch this!"?
Most would say no, it's not OK, just hold the beer between your legs If you can't maintain 1G in the roll ....... then you're a tool! :)

block30 04-30-2012 04:36 PM


Originally Posted by HSLD (Post 1179284)
Most would say no, it's not OK, just hold the beer between your legs If you can't maintain 1G in the roll ....... then you're a tool! :)

Only HSLD could pull off that one!

D B Cooper 04-30-2012 05:22 PM

The pilot that asks the FA to put her finger in the coffee instead of sugar.

HSLD 04-30-2012 06:35 PM


Originally Posted by block30 (Post 1179292)
Only HSLD could pull off that one!

No, I'd ask you to hold my beer. My name is HSLD, and I'm a tool. :)

forgot to bid 04-30-2012 06:44 PM


Originally Posted by Sink r8 (Post 1178903)
No need. Betcha they have students doing discertations on this thread at ERAU ("The Academy") for years to come. I can only imagine the titles.

A buddy of mine, very cool and level headed, went to "The Academy".

He told the story about how one time he and his friend were on the beach, the Academy with a nearby Daytona Beach, and met some hot girls.

He was excited.

Anyways, he went to get something or go to the bathroom, I don't remember what, but he was gone for the minimum time necessary.

When he got back his friend was in the middle of explaining to these bikini babes how Boeing had hit a home run with the new 737NG wing over the classic's wing and probably what it was that made it different.

He was ****ed.

Flyby1206 04-30-2012 06:52 PM


Originally Posted by forgot to bid (Post 1179380)
A buddy of mine, very cool and level headed, went to "The Academy".

He told the story about how one time he and his friend were on the beach, the Academy with a nearby Daytona Beach, and met some hot girls.

He was excited.

Anyways, he went to get something or go to the bathroom, I don't remember what, but he was gone for the minimum time necessary.

When he got back his friend was in the middle of explaining to these bikini babes how Boeing had hit a home run with the new 737NG wing over the classic's wing and probably what it was that made it different.

He was ****ed.

Reminds me of a rule we had at "The Academy." Anyone who shows their pilot's license to anyone at the bar has to buy drinks for the rest of the night. Sadly, there were plenty of tools who busted this rule on a nightly basis.

forgot to bid 04-30-2012 07:14 PM


Originally Posted by Flyby1206 (Post 1179388)
Reminds me of a rule we had at "The Academy." Anyone who shows their pilot's license to anyone at the bar has to buy drinks for the rest of the night. Sadly, there were plenty of tools who busted this rule on a nightly basis.

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/m...lanket%20party

LineHolder 04-30-2012 09:28 PM

Tool

Joe Cowley Twitter Account Deleted: Sports Reporter Faces Backlash After Sexist Rant

(crew related)

Rock752000 04-30-2012 09:45 PM

TOTD Winner for sure... he has no idea what pain we've suffered as a group for many years in this department. How dare he remind us. :mad:

okawner 04-30-2012 11:44 PM


Originally Posted by LineHolder (Post 1179460)

Started to read that but got side tracked by this;
Analise J. Garner, Illinois Woman, Allegedly Bit Dog, Attacked Mother During Domestic Incident

Three times! Must be a cat person.


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