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TOTD is the pax in front of you while your commuting to/from work, who after takeoff violently forces their seat to recline in an anything but smooth way, and impacts your knees, laptop, etc.

For that offense, I punished anyone within a 20-foot radius once cabin altitude forced the toxins from waste duct.

Terantious

05-01-2012 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NERD (Post 1170217)

I will nominate myself as the first for starting this. A very close 2nd goes to the compass capt. (we will call him Bob) who gave his cheesy welcome aboard PA from the cabin(I know they want them to do that, but most don't) Besides mentioning the current weather in Msp, he let everyone know what the temps were 3 days ago. It gets better though. He mentioned that he was going to "allow" FO Joe to fly this leg and what an outstanding co-pilot he is and how someday when he earns enough time, he to will be a compass capt. So, to you Bob I award you the tool of the day award. Who's next?

D. Vodjansky by chance?

LNL76

05-02-2012 02:34 AM

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Originally Posted by LineHolder (Post 1179460)

Tool

Joe Cowley Twitter Account Deleted: Sports Reporter Faces Backlash After Sexist Rant

(crew related)

Really? REALLY? What a neanderthal! Why some "men" think they're entitled to some eye candy when flying is beyond me. You want to ogle women----go to a strip club. Jesus. This genius also shows his sheer ignorance with his crew rest comment. :mad:

scambo1

05-02-2012 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by LNL76 (Post 1180225)

Isn't it possible his concerns were more related to fuel savings?:D

Milk Man

05-02-2012 04:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Skyone (Post 1179576)

Question.....why would YOU take liquid through security? And why would SHE even think to allow this? So who's the tool?

And whats wrong with taking coffee through security????

frankwasright

05-02-2012 04:42 AM

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Originally Posted by EMB120IP (Post 1178443)

There's a guy at Denver Center who always does it, which got Lakers doing it, and we've been training the other controllers to say it. The infection continues to spread.

What about "Boston John" ? "Hasta la veeeesta! MOCHAHAGADI ! "
P.S.-calling clearance and saying "Pan Global 123,instruments to Scranton.."=tool.

LNL76

05-02-2012 05:03 AM

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Originally Posted by scambo1 (Post 1180235)

Isn't it possible his concerns were more related to fuel savings?:D

Haha, Had to think about that one for a second or two! Then again, some men actually like women with curves. Not every male is into the "14 year old boy" look.......:p

Left Handed

05-02-2012 05:12 AM

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Originally Posted by mayutt (Post 1180198)

The pilot whose first word is "and" during every radio transmission. "Aaaaaaaand Nxxx level 230."

Only a tool if they are under 50. I can remember having to build a fire under some radios to warm up the tubes enough:p

[QUOTE=Rock752000;1180204]TOTD is the pax in front of you while your commuting to/from work, who after takeoff violently forces their seat to recline in an anything but smooth way, and impacts your knees, laptop, etc.
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Back when most companies had the inflight magazines, what I would do is as soon as I got in the seat, I would roll up a couple of magazines tightly and stick them vertically in the seat pocket. That effectively eliminates their ability to recline the seat.

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