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cactusflyer 07-04-2016 02:36 PM


Originally Posted by Hrkdrivr (Post 2155820)
Cactus, are you at AA (guess based on your nic)?

Nope, I'm at QX.

Flying with this guy reminds me of the quote from Futurama "he's technically correct, which is the best kind of correct", since the stuff he's saying is indeed in the manuals, but he refuses to admit that there's some room for common sense in how strictly said manuals are followed by the other 99% of pilots here.

Hilariously, he got an airplane stuck in the mud at an airport some time ago after blindly following the taxiway centerline, despite the fact that our manuals mention the need for intentionally oversteering to keep the mains on pavement in some situations.

blastoff 07-04-2016 02:37 PM


Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob (Post 2155882)
This is the easiest job in the world. Why do some guys work so hard to make it so difficult?

Some guys are just ham-fisted, bad pilots...hiding the fact that they've been in over their head their whole flying life. Never used experience and common-sense to get out of a jam in their career, and would never think of gleaning knowledge or technique from a lower humanoid (F/O).

They attempt make up for it by boning-up on useless legalese from their (frequently outdated) expansive book knowledge.

captjns 07-04-2016 03:00 PM

By the Cactus Flyer, next time you fly with Captain Fantastic cite the following regarding proper R/T procedures.

Call sign follows the read back of clearances.


Note 1.— Air traffic control clearances, instructions and information requiring readback are specified in the Procedures for Air Navigation Services — Rules of the Air and Air Traffic Services (PANS-RAC, Doc 4444).

Note 2.— The following example illustrates the application of this procedure:

(ATC clearance by network station to an aircraft)

Station:
TWA NINE SIX THREE MADRID

Aircraft:
MADRID TWA NINE SIX THREE — GO AHEAD

Station:
TWA NINE SIX THREE MADRID — ATC CLEARS TWA NINE SIX THREE TO DESCEND TO ​NINE THOUSAND FEET

Aircraft (acknowledging):
CLEARED TO DESCEND TO NINE THOUSAND FEET — TWA NINE SIX THREE

Station (denoting accuracy of readback):
MADRID

saxman66 07-04-2016 03:05 PM

I keep seeing green backpack FO walking around our domiciles. At first I thought maybe he lost his bags, but this is the 4th or 5th I've seen him and I realize how bad it really looks. I'm no uniform stickler, but it reminds of the interview question about TMAT when you had to talk to an FO about uniform compliance.


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blastoff 07-04-2016 10:04 PM

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N19906 07-05-2016 12:16 AM


Originally Posted by cactusflyer (Post 2155884)
Nope, I'm at QX.
Hilariously, he got an airplane stuck in the mud at an airport some time ago after blindly following the taxiway centerline, despite the fact that our manuals mention the need for intentionally oversteering to keep the mains on pavement in some situations.

Oh, THAT guy. They tried to fire him for that, BTW, on grounds of general stupidity. But he went right back to the manuals and showed them there was no guidance about how to keep your airplane out of the mud while using narrow taxiways.
Common sense, "airmanship", whuzzat?
They then inserted that guidance into the FOM.
(Since hey, he never had to consider that in a -172!)
Idiot.
The company knows who he is; I think he's compensating for his grain of rice.

I feel your pain; (it goes away in the left seat). ;-)

5040302010uhoh 07-05-2016 03:32 AM


Originally Posted by saxman66 (Post 2155892)
I keep seeing green backpack FO walking around our domiciles. At first I thought maybe he lost his bags, but this is the 4th or 5th I've seen him and I realize how bad it really looks. I'm no uniform stickler, but it reminds of the interview question about TMAT when you had to talk to an FO about uniform compliance.


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Was he single strapping or double strapping? I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to remember what movie this is from. 21st jump street maybe?

saxman66 07-05-2016 04:49 AM


Originally Posted by 5040302010uhoh (Post 2156050)
Was he single strapping or double strapping? I'm just kidding. I'm just trying to remember what movie this is from. 21st jump street maybe?



Always double strapping it. I forgot to mention he's always looking at his iPhone with earbuds in. I can't wait to fly with him. Then I'll be known as that tool CA who made me get a different bag.


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feltf4 07-05-2016 05:05 AM


Originally Posted by saxman66 (Post 2156071)
Always double strapping it. I forgot to mention he's always looking at his iPhone with earbuds in. I can't wait to fly with him. Then I'll be known as that tool CA who made me get a different bag.


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I used to fly with a guy who carried and old school leather brief case. The kind you carry like 10s of thousands of dollars in.

He carried a change of boxers. A white shirt. A pair of running shoes.

For 8 days.

TimmyD4JT 07-05-2016 07:06 AM


Originally Posted by Justdoinmyjob (Post 2155882)
This is the easiest job in the world. Why do some guys work so hard to make it so difficult?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. This to me sums up this entire thread.


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