Sounds like the carnival biker chick from the Steve Martin movie "The Jerk":D

http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes/Jerk6.jpg

Patty Bernstein: [provocatively] You know what I wanna do?
Navin R. Johnson: What's that?
Patty Bernstein: Guess *your* weight.
[starts squeezing on him everywhere]
Navin R. Johnson: Hey, you're really trying to be accurate!

Ew. Yuck.

I had to go wash my hands after reading that.

I'll just leave this here. https://youtu.be/z35jgj9qaF4
He has a great number of videos. I don't know exactly what wrong with him but it's serious. God forbid he is going to upgrade some day but maybe not, it seems he's been to several regionals so far. I'm speechless.

Damn it, you did beat me to it after all!! 😂😂😂😂

Another gem:

https://youtu.be/AOf6dfBB7ss

Oh boy. Good entertainment while reading the news and drinking my coffee

I sort of picture him posting one of these, and then like the closing scene in the Social Network, just sits there all night hitting refresh hoping someone has liked or commented...

He's a pretty decent writer and that video is for non-pilots and kinda funny. Ya Eastie just be hatin' on a Westie.

What irresistible force causes so many people to post video selfies which trumpet their own buffoonery? It's as if they crossed the event horizon of a weird black hole, created by the explosion and collapse of a super-massive idiot. :p