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Old 04-19-2017 | 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by TheFly
Only tools are the rj children acting like retards on guard.

Originally Posted by CBreezy
I nominate the Delta Captain who came up before boarding and did a 5 minute "pre departure announcement" in the gate area. Tool. His clearly memorized speech had some real bombs of jokes too.
Yeah that is a tool. Probably wears the hat and Blazer all year round.

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This guy... really a guitar on the jetway?
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Old 04-19-2017 | 06:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Shindo
Yeah that is a tool. Probably wears the hat and Blazer all year round.



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I think the most toolish part: I'm Captain tool and joining me is First Officer collateral and between us we have over 45 million hours of flight time and 2 centuries of flying experience. (Paraphrased to make it sound the way I took it).
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Old 04-19-2017 | 07:07 AM
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Originally Posted by ZapBrannigan
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No need. You're not a tool for being pi$$ed about the guard shenanigans.
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Old 04-19-2017 | 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by CBreezy
No. Would it have mattered if I did? He's still a tool. I've been on the Jumpseat on many a tools airplanes.
Yes, it would have. I wonder if he would have offered you a ride up front after you shared your judgmental views with him.
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Old 04-19-2017 | 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by thevagabond
Yes, it would have. I wonder if he would have offered you a ride up front after you shared your judgmental views with him.
Oh please, Mr Tool. You're saying you like every guy you've asked for a Jumpseat. No? Hypocrite.
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Old 04-19-2017 | 08:38 AM
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Originally Posted by CBreezy
Oh please, Mr Tool. You're saying you like every guy you've asked for a Jumpseat. No? Hypocrite.
This has turned into a hillarious conversation. I'm sure there are plenty of us that have occupied the jump seat of captain tool and have been professional enough (and wanted to get home enough) to keep our opinions to ourselves. I've got some epic stories that I'll keep to myself of feeling like a cheap hooker for sucking up to collosal DBs to get home
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Old 04-19-2017 | 09:33 AM
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The Ameriflight pilot who came up and said "Hey guys I'm with Ameriflight, I got a seat in the back." The CA and I looked at each other was speechless. All the CA said was "You're more than welcome but you still have to ask."
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Old 04-19-2017 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Silver02ex
The Ameriflight pilot who came up and said "Hey guys I'm with Ameriflight, I got a seat in the back." The CA and I looked at each other was speechless. All the CA said was "You're more than welcome but you still have to ask."
Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.
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Old 04-19-2017 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by CBreezy
Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.
It's still the polite and respectful thing to do. As I said to one guy who was an a$$ when I checked in up front despite having been given a seat in the back "I would rather have you know and not care than care and not know".
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Old 04-19-2017 | 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by freezingflyboy
It's still the polite and respectful thing to do. As I said to one guy who was an a$$ when I checked in up front despite having been given a seat in the back "I would rather have you know and not care than care and not know".
Even a stoopit FA like me knows you check in with the pilots or follow what the lead FA tells you to do after you introduce to him or her.
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