Tool of the day

Reply Subscribe

Page 917 of 1239

917

Thread Tools

Search this Thread

04-19-2017, 06:11 AM

#9161

Shindo

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Feb 2017

Posts: 128

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFly

Enough is enough. Just stop. Guard.
This guy...

Only tools are the rj children acting like retards on guard.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBreezy

I nominate the Delta Captain who came up before boarding and did a 5 minute "pre departure announcement" in the gate area. Tool. His clearly memorized speech had some real bombs of jokes too.

Yeah that is a tool. Probably wears the hat and Blazer all year round.

Quote:

Originally Posted by prex8390

https://www.facebook.com/airtrafficcontrolmemes/videos/1163569607086528/

This guy... really a guitar on the jetway?

Good God

Last edited by Shindo; 04-19-2017 at 06:25 AM.

04-19-2017, 06:25 AM

#9162

CBreezy

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Jul 2013

Posts: 10,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shindo

Yeah that is a tool. Probably wears the hat and Blazer all year round.

Good God

I think the most toolish part: I'm Captain tool and joining me is First Officer collateral and between us we have over 45 million hours of flight time and 2 centuries of flying experience. (Paraphrased to make it sound the way I took it).

04-19-2017, 07:07 AM

#9163

WHACKMASTER

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Jun 2010

Position: DOWNGRADE COMPLETE: Thanks Gary. Thanks SWAPA.

Posts: 6,613

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZapBrannigan

I'll own it.

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

No need. You're not a tool for being pi$$ed about the guard shenanigans.

04-19-2017, 07:34 AM

#9164

SpeedyVagabond

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Jul 2009

Position: Downwind, headed straight for the rocks, shanghaied aboard the ship of fools.

Posts: 1,128

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBreezy

No. Would it have mattered if I did? He's still a tool. I've been on the Jumpseat on many a tools airplanes.

Yes, it would have. I wonder if he would have offered you a ride up front after you shared your judgmental views with him.

04-19-2017, 08:27 AM

#9165

CBreezy

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Jul 2013

Posts: 10,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by thevagabond

Yes, it would have. I wonder if he would have offered you a ride up front after you shared your judgmental views with him.

Oh please, Mr Tool. You're saying you like every guy you've asked for a Jumpseat. No? Hypocrite.

04-19-2017, 08:38 AM

#9166

Pinchacabron

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Mar 2016

Posts: 128

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBreezy

Oh please, Mr Tool. You're saying you like every guy you've asked for a Jumpseat. No? Hypocrite.

This has turned into a hillarious conversation. I'm sure there are plenty of us that have occupied the jump seat of captain tool and have been professional enough (and wanted to get home enough) to keep our opinions to ourselves. I've got some epic stories that I'll keep to myself of feeling like a cheap hooker for sucking up to collosal DBs to get home

04-19-2017, 09:33 AM

#9167

Silver02ex

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Sep 2005

Posts: 1,735

The Ameriflight pilot who came up and said "Hey guys I'm with Ameriflight, I got a seat in the back." The CA and I looked at each other was speechless. All the CA said was "You're more than welcome but you still have to ask."

04-19-2017, 09:44 AM

#9168

CBreezy

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Jul 2013

Posts: 10,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by Silver02ex

Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.

04-19-2017, 10:17 AM

#9169

freezingflyboy

Gets Weekends Off

Joined APC: Dec 2005

Position: 7ER B...whatever that means.

Posts: 3,966

Quote:

Originally Posted by CBreezy

Depends on what airline. There are some that don't require a Captain approval to sit in a seat.

It's still the polite and respectful thing to do. As I said to one guy who was an a$$ when I checked in up front despite having been given a seat in the back "I would rather have you know and not care than care and not know".