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Old 07-15-2013, 03:10 PM
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Thought about you yesterday captjns. I was dead heading and a passenger in first asked for cognac. He never got to the bread sticks, though.
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Old 07-15-2013, 10:33 PM
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The chick that sat beside me in the middle seat that wouldn't slide over to the empty window seat and smelled like a egg-McMuffin.
Maybe she wanted to spoon.
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Old 07-16-2013, 04:22 AM
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Hold me, Tony Danza.
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ERJF15 View Post
The chick that sat beside me in the middle seat that wouldn't slide over to the empty window seat and smelled like a egg-McMuffin.
Maybe she thought you were hot!
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Old 07-16-2013, 06:43 AM
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63 year old captain looks over at me and says "So, what do you think about age 67?"
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Old 07-16-2013, 07:29 AM
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Not totally toolish, but it pushed my buttons:

One leg to southern calilfornia. Flight attendants are turning and we are leaving so fo and I are in the back helping in the cabin. Capt douchnozzle goes on the flight deck and removes our crap. Mind you we were not late. He did say, thanks for helping in the back as we grabbed our stuff, so not totally douchey....but couldn't he just wait the 2.5 min? Maybe I'm the tool cuz I don't like my stuff messed with. Rant over.
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Old 07-16-2013, 08:37 AM
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"Any of you ho%#'s touch me or my stuff, I'll kill ya."
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Old 07-16-2013, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Flyin1500 View Post
Not totally toolish, but it pushed my buttons:

One leg to southern calilfornia. Flight attendants are turning and we are leaving so fo and I are in the back helping in the cabin. Capt douchnozzle goes on the flight deck and removes our crap. Mind you we were not late. He did say, thanks for helping in the back as we grabbed our stuff, so not totally douchey....but couldn't he just wait the 2.5 min? Maybe I'm the tool cuz I don't like my stuff messed with. Rant over.
Get your crap out of there and let the FA (s) do their job. He was a tool for touching your stuff though. Let's call it a push.
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Old 07-16-2013, 09:39 AM
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63 year old captain looks over at me and says "So, what do you think about age 67?"
Fly 'til you die. What retirement?
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Old 07-16-2013, 11:53 AM
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Fly 'til you die. What retirement?
Or better yet, die while you fly.
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