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Old 07-15-2013 | 12:48 PM
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The chick that sat beside me in the middle seat that wouldn't slide over to the empty window seat and smelled like a egg-McMuffin.
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Old 07-15-2013 | 12:59 PM
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Originally Posted by N9373M
In 27 years of domestic and international DAL travel, I've never seen that. I'd probably mutter, tool, under my breath - or engage in a more toolish "I'm a pilot too!"

Which reminds me of another story:

Flying on a DAL 737 (ICT-ATL) where I can see the engines. I notice mx putting in oil. During the entire flight, I notice a nice brown streak running down the side of the engine. I contact the FA. She says, "nothing to worry about", I tell her I'm a pilot and that leaking oil is usually not a good thing". Her response - "do you fly a 737?" I kinda kept quiet after that, but a "I'll let the CA know, or yes we are aware and are monitoring" would have gone a lot further for customer service.
Was it a 737-200? If it was leaking, you were OK. It was when of course it stopped that you should have been worrying.

Please, tip your waitress and try the corned beef.
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Old 07-15-2013 | 03:10 PM
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Originally Posted by buzzpat
Thought about you yesterday captjns. I was dead heading and a passenger in first asked for cognac. He never got to the bread sticks, though.
Not on Delta?
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Old 07-15-2013 | 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by ERJF15
The chick that sat beside me in the middle seat that wouldn't slide over to the empty window seat and smelled like a egg-McMuffin.
Maybe she wanted to spoon.
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Old 07-16-2013 | 04:22 AM
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Hold me, Tony Danza.
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Old 07-16-2013 | 06:31 AM
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Originally Posted by ERJF15
The chick that sat beside me in the middle seat that wouldn't slide over to the empty window seat and smelled like a egg-McMuffin.
Maybe she thought you were hot!
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Old 07-16-2013 | 06:43 AM
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63 year old captain looks over at me and says "So, what do you think about age 67?"
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Old 07-16-2013 | 07:29 AM
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Not totally toolish, but it pushed my buttons:

One leg to southern calilfornia. Flight attendants are turning and we are leaving so fo and I are in the back helping in the cabin. Capt douchnozzle goes on the flight deck and removes our crap. Mind you we were not late. He did say, thanks for helping in the back as we grabbed our stuff, so not totally douchey....but couldn't he just wait the 2.5 min? Maybe I'm the tool cuz I don't like my stuff messed with. Rant over.
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Old 07-16-2013 | 08:37 AM
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"Any of you ho%#'s touch me or my stuff, I'll kill ya."
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Old 07-16-2013 | 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Flyin1500
Not totally toolish, but it pushed my buttons:

One leg to southern calilfornia. Flight attendants are turning and we are leaving so fo and I are in the back helping in the cabin. Capt douchnozzle goes on the flight deck and removes our crap. Mind you we were not late. He did say, thanks for helping in the back as we grabbed our stuff, so not totally douchey....but couldn't he just wait the 2.5 min? Maybe I'm the tool cuz I don't like my stuff messed with. Rant over.
Get your crap out of there and let the FA (s) do their job. He was a tool for touching your stuff though. Let's call it a push.
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